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Stay committed to your decisions,
but stay flexible in your approach

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LOVE! LOVE!! LOVE!!!
Love is complicated!
It can twist your brain,
it can make your heart to boil with panic,
it can make you do all the things you have never
thought of most especially when it’s true.
According to me i say Love is like a “JOINT BANK ACCOUNT”
were both partners have to be depositing
Care, trust, communication, respect, patience,
forgiveness, understanding and many more every day.
When one partner is not depositing any of the above
it can lead to the closure of the account.
In other wards a “Break up”
Love is a game and remember in the game there has to be a
“loser and a winner” at the end.
A draw is when both of you equally love each other.
So never aim at making your Boyfriend or
Girlfriend to be a loser.
Value their heart, time and care
because many people out there wish they were
loved by her/him and they admire
everything your lover does for you.
Think about it and always think twice
before you do or say something to your lover
because it can result into a terrible situation
that you have never thought of in your life.
I dedicate this to all the broken-hearted people out there

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Whoever Is Incharge Of Making Sure I Don’t Get In Trouble!!😐

You’re Now Fired 😏😏

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Teacher: Tell me the name of any
Microsoft Product?
Samy:
MS Excel..
Johny:
MS Word..
nitin:
MS Powerpoint..
SANTA:
After thinking a lot….
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MS Dhoni…=D=))

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One day a student was in the class he stood up and asked is teacher
may I go to the washroom so the teacher said
first tell the alphabets he started ”
a ,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,k,n,o,q,r,s,t,u,v,w,x,y,z”
the teacher asked where is p ?
so he said down my knees.

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Imagine fighting with another woman over your
“Man”then boom there are five more to go and
thats when you will realise that
you have a tournament..
Stay strong my sister..

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•I drown in tears my heart is crying no one seems to notice that my soul is dying😪💔

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Ladies , 👰what’s the first thing you check when a guy😎 is approaching you?
Boys listen….

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A man was floating on a boat on the top ov the huge waves..All ov a sudden thee boat sank.Instead ov him drowning he stood on land again because he was acctually floating on a rubber boat in swimming pool

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Mom is every thing that you need cause she can see u when something is wrong don’t be rude to your mother cause she all type of good thing that u thing I thanks it luyanda

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“If you love someone, set them free. If they come back they’re yours; if they don’t they never were”

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A simple formula for happy life.
Never try to defeat anyone,
Just try to win everyone,
Don’t laugh at anyone
but laugh with everyone.
Good Morning

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You borrow 500 from your wife and then after two days you give her 1500 without saying anything. She will still ask for the 500 you borrowed from her. “Honey, the 500 wasn’t mine the owner is seriously disturbing me”.
…The world is not funny without women I tell you…

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Don’t solve LAZINESS with prayer.
If you don’t work hard you’ll spend the rest of your life in church shouting
“I RECEIVE”

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Boy: It’s only six days to go.
Girl: Yeahhhhh!!! nd mmmmmh I can’t wait for that day.
Boy: Me too babe nd I just hope Liverpool beats FC Porto.
Girl: Tsek ….inja what about Valentine.

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Yes I am smiling and you’re not the reason anymore.

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