Her : babe its over
Me : Whats over?
Her : My love for you
Me : Okay let’s use mine

When you’re talking to your father through the phone and
your friends starts saying ” aah aah oh yes bbe” in a girls voice

Stop fixing the country
go and fix the brick you put under your bed it has shifted

When you’ve put your friends on speaker and you tell them
you with Your Bae and they ask WHICH ONE??

In secondary school, I was very poor in maths. During exams, I’d get between 2% and 8%. The results used to be announced sequentially, that is from the lowest to the highest marks. So I would always be the first or second to be called out.
One day, the maths results were announced and my name wasn’t among the first to be called out. The teacher got to 30%, 40%, 50%, 60% and 70%, still my paper had not been called out. Everyone in the class kept looking at me asking, “Guy what…’s up? How did you pass this exam?”
By the time the teacher got to 80%, I was already grinning in excitement. When he got to 90%, he had only one paper remaining. I then asked myself, could I have scored 90% in maths? I was feeling very anxious and happy now. I thought my dreams have been answered. The whole class was amazed as everyone kept looking at me. It was unbelievable. Finally the teacher looked up and said, “A stupid student here did not write his name on the paper and he scored 0%. If you have not received your paper come and get it now!”

Can i take your picture?
I love taking pics of natural disasters

I really Enjoy Looking at someone cool n dashing..
But when I get Tired.. I put the mirror down!!

I don’t care if it’s fake account or not, all I know it’s that I enjoy chatting with Rihanna today I even send her mtn

Some people are like old TV

They Need to be slapped a few times to get the picture

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should stay indoors.
Go out people need to laugh

Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense🤔.”
Me:”In future tense, you will go to jail

I think i need a baby, I’m not motivated enough 😤 i need to do it for my son

Me – I think I’m in love with you
Crush – lol, eix. You and your jokes