[Dear Ladies]
Sometimes you just gotta tell your Man:
”Never mind my other man will do it”..!

Another way of asking if a guy has a car:
“So you mean you going to drive all the way just for me..!?”

Being ugly is tough, while looking at the mirror you
end up saying “maybe it’s not me”

Today my Neighbour was Baking Scones
.
It was Nice Playing With Her Kids
.
you must Love Kids guys

Som friends check up on u not because d care.
D just want 2be sure u’re not doing better than them

Gogo from next door have an ugly daughter
but she keep on calling me son in law.

Someone Sent Me An Email About Using Vodka
For Cleaning Around The House

It Worked !! The More Vodka I Drank ,
The Cleaner The House Looked

I’m left Facebook guys and the whole grouping of people……
good bye 👋.
Books are now ready for studied. I wrote my Exam next weeks.

One day a woman got pregnant for 9 months
and gave birth to this idiot
who’s going to skip this post

Being ugly doesn’t mean you should
remain indoors. Move out you might be
featured in a horror movie

What is confusion 😖❓
.
Confusion is when you steal meat 🍗 from the pot🥘, and you forget whether the spoon 🥄 was on top or inside the pot..