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The movement u want to make soundless fart inside a Taxi,
and u poo on ur cloth, and the passenger start looking u
immediately , u will start talking nonsense. You will be like ” shit…. see how dis traffic light is smelling shit…

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If You Girlfriend Comes Home Late.. After School Hours & Tells You That
” Today At School We Had Fun..
Brother She’s Cheating On You..
There’s Nothing Fun At School..Trust Me

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Signs of a cheater:
When their phone has these emojis as constantly used:
💋😘😜😍🌹👍😂👀
but his chats are all empty and you did not recieve these emojis from him.
Wake up.

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{You think You’re Ready for Relationship?}
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Let me break this down for you, that sh*t ain’t all about being lovey dovey everyday and all, some painful sh*t gonna happen. Every relationship feels like the best thing ever in the beginning. All the spoiling, sweet messages, long phonecalls, happiness, spending a lot of time together and good sex.
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Are you ready for the sleepless nights? Loosing weight? The insecurities? The jealousy? Falling out of love? Watching the spark in your relationship vanish? Being ignored? Not spending time like you used to? Being cheated on? Feeling like you are the only one putting effort in the relationship? The everyday fights? The painful words you are going to hear? Growing apart? Confusion? The rumours? The breakdowns? The stress? The moods? The 2min happiness, 7 days of tears?
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If you are not ready for all of this Then you are not ready for a relationship Most people go in and out of relationships
because every time their relationships reach this point they cant handle the heat! Most couples blame people or point
fingers at each other for their failing relationships instead of sitting down and discussing what the problem is and how to fix it. How do you expect your relationship🙄 to work if you are not🤔
trying to make it work🤔?!
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Most relationships go through this but all at different times and stages. If what you feel for each other is real y’all just going to have to pull through . Many couples give up on each other when their relationships reach this point, they are too lazy to try and make things work. Some be like “Love shouldn’t be this hard😳” Who said love🤔 is all rosey and smooth🙄? That sh*t💩 is hard and painful.
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To get to paradise you must pass through all the deserts, the forests, the rain and the thunderstorms🔥. Nothing worth having ever comes easy!

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The pain of hearing a kid playing with English
that you need for interview.

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Is not like I don’t like giant people but any time I see them ,them remind me of one ugly story in the bible, if ur read ur bible well u will know the of giant people in the bible

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Facebook Friends : 5000.
Real Friends : 20.
Hard Time Friends : 2.

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A woman is like a swimming pool.Dont bother finding out who swam before you, who is swimming with you, who will swim after you. Just enjoy swimming

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He asked her:
If he ever crossed her mind?
She replied with:
“You Never Left It”

She asked him:
If he still loved her?
He replied with:
“I never stopped”

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*RELATIONSHIPS IN 2020*
Boy: babe Are you coming or I can call
Refiloe.
Girl: sorry sweetheart, I can’t today I will
go and see Rainbow .He got paid today.

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Some of the relationships are just lessons
don’t take them serious..!

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My eyes are blind without your eyes to see,
similar to a rose without color.
Love you forever!!!

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Man of god = MOG
Woman of god = WOG
Son of god = SOG
Daughter Of God =?

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When I was a small boy my grandmother use to call me
my boy friend playing with my some thing,
but when I matured she started calling me my grand son

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Lord your daughters are Disrespectful.
They roll their eyes👀, Before Picking Up our calls..!

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