When flood comes,
fish eats ants and
when flood recedes,
ants eat fish.
Only time matters.
For making soap,
oil is required.
But to clean oil,
soap is required.
This is the irony of life.
No one is self sufficient.
Everybody needs somebody at any point in time.
Do not despise or treat people any how.
No one knows tomorrow.
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*Sweet mistake*
I wanted to send sms to my wife dat ‘I love you’.
I mistakenly sent it to my landlady. She responded “I’ve been holding myself for too long, I love you too. Please kindly stop paying rent.”
..What should I do?
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*Before u fall in love, test the strength of your heart by
playing soccer bet with your rent.*
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Everyday we wake up is another blessing.
Follow your dreams and don’t let anyone stop you.
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imagine paying R600 crecher fee and you
hear your kid saying “my name is four
years old”
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Patience is not the ability to wait,
but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting.
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I was in the toilet 🤯then my friend sent me a X video
.
I played the video for 8 mins😎
And there was no sound in it so l didn’t bother myself with the volume 🔊🔊
.
Then l remembered my phone was connected on a Bluetooth speaker in the dining 😭😭😭
.
Now I’m acting crazy 😔😕and this is the 2nd week since I’ve been crazy😢😢😢
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Cockroaches Love attention 😞
.
.
i mean
.
why do they only come out when we have visitors ?
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Ngoni:* How are you dear?
*Mary:* I’m fine thanks!
*Ngoni:* So what’s your favorite color?
*Mary:* Ohh please, stop asking stupid questions! Ask me something more interesting and intellectual please.
*Ngoni:* Ooh, how many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralize 0.8ml of Sulfuric Acid at standard temperature and pressure?
*Mary:* Eeer bemgizidlalela mina; my favorite colour is dark white!
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Dating two short girls 👭 at the same time is not cheating.
Look at it ½ + ½ = 1
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Most of us are just about as Happy as
we make up our MINDS to be.
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How to succeed: Try hard enough.
How to fail: Try too hard.
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Boss said to secretary “I want to
have sex with you just once, I’ll be
quick. I’ll pay you R1,000. I’ll
throw the money on the floor
and before you bend down to
pick it, I’ll be done. She calls and
tells her boyfriend. “Its okay but
ask for R2000 and be very quick
to pick the money”. After 4 hours
of waiting,the boyfriend calls his
girlfriend “what happened baby??
then The girl replied..”The
bastard used coins; I’m still
picking the money
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You might find someone better than me or someone worse than me, but you’ll never find another me.
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This cat, is cat, a cat, good cat, way cat, to cat,
keep cat, a cat, idiot cat, busy cat, for cat,
20 cat, seconds cat! Now read it all without the word cat!
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A King was about to go to war, he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen😍), in the room & gave the keys to his best friend Thami and said: “If I
am not back within 4 days, open the room and she would be yours.”
He sat on his horse & hit the road. Half an hour later he noticed a dust cloud & sound behind him.
He stops & saw his friend Thami riding very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” King asked.
Out of breath, Thami answered: “Hey King You Gave Me the wrong Key…!! ”
.
One word for him
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