Love is but the discovery of ourselves in others,
and the delight of recognition.
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Imagine you’re dead,happily and peacefully resting because
you left debts behind and then your pastor decides to wake you up…
yaz we are not safe
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If I say you’re beautiful don’t say
“Really?”
Coz I can’t lie twice.
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I cant eat….
My neighbour just bought a brand new car.
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A guy stuck his head into a barber’s shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?” The Barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, “About 2hours”.
The guy left.
A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut “?
The Barber looked around at the shop and said “About 3hours”.
The guy left.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked, “How long before I can get a haircut ?”
The Barber looked around the shop and said, “About an hour only”
The guy left.
The Barber turned to a friend and said Nicholas, please do me a favor, follow that guy and see where he goes. He keeps asking how long he has to wait for a haircut , but then he doesn’t ever come back.
A little while later, Nicholas return to the shop.
The Barber asked, “So where does that guy go whenever he leaves here?
Nicholas looked up, with tears in his eyes and said,
“To your wife at home”
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If time does not wait for you, don’t worry.
Just remove the battery from the clock and
enjoy life….
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I was shocked when l saw my uncle wearing Earrings & l asked him: “Are you a gay uncle?. He replied and said, “I started wearing them the day my wife found them in my car, l said they are mine”
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School trip
WHITE kids : Burger , drink, apple and 10 rand for ice cream
BLACKS kids : 4 piece KFC, pizza , sausage roll, 2 liter coke, fruit juices, chocolate, Lays, mix fruits;, smarties, danone, ice cream, 100 rand pocket money, and a blanket
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Gambling is not god
We have to kick out
In this country
To be clean
And peace of mine,,,,
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Married for 30year and
she hasn’t killed me yet
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Everything happens for a reason .
Gods plan nobody knows and it is amazing
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What is the different between a bird and a fly?
Simple a bird can fly but a fly cannot bird
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Kiss her in the middle of an argument , women love that.
They think they are in movies
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God gives gives gives and forgives. People get get get and forget.
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VERY INTERESTING TRUE LIFE
STORY.
A man was joking with his
son, that tomorrow i will have a
car, the son just laugh and said
where will you get the money
from? Is it not just now we
drank garri tea without sugar(no
money to buy sugar)
The man said, but God can do it in a
seconds. The son said it is impossible, this is 8:00 pm in the night, then tell me will you steal it?
The man was silent… In the next morning, The man and His son heard a knock on their door.
This man went and check, he saw a man with JEEP. This man asked who are you looking for please. The man reply it is you.
“And it happens to be his old
time school mate who is base in
London, and just came back to
the village for a season holiday.”
The visitor said:
“i came home yesterday and i brought this JEEP for you. Take the key, this JEEP is
yours. You once helped me when
we were in school, you lend me
your clothes when we go out and
give me food when I’m hungry.
I’m now a Rich man. Take this
Car, You will see $50,000 US Dollar in
the boot “. The man and his son
burst into tears and hugged the
rich friend. Now, I pray that every
impossibility in your life will be
made possible.
…those that say you will not succeed, in their front God will bless you!!
Please don’t ignore this prayers.
Like| Share & Type Amen to claim this prayer
tonight
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Dear mosquitoes we know sucking our blood is your job
Is singing really necessary
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