If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe
I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you
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If my girlfriend is hotter than yours best believe
I’m gonna bring that up when losing an argument with you
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I went for a job interview today when I entered the 1st question was “wait please” I answered “65kgs”. They were so happy they all laughed and told me to go back home they’ll call me soon.*
*I’m now ironing my clothes they myt call me early morning tomorrow, guys pray for me.*
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I love buying new things but I hate spending money.
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There Are Three Kinds Of Men In The World.
Some Remain Single & Make Wonders Happen,
Some Have Girlfriends & See Wonders Happen,
The Rest Get Married & Wonder What Happened?
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PLEASE HELP ME UNDERSTAND I’M CONFUSED…THURSDAY IS NOVEMBER…FRIDAY IS DECEMBER…DOES IT MEAN SATURDAY IS JANUARY?
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Being Famous On Social Media is like be rich on monopoly 😔🙄
It’s Not Real , So Calm Down
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Doctor: Can I help you
patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory.
doctor: how bad is it?
patient: how bad is what?
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That awkward moment when U visit a doctor for an eye test
but the doctor pulls out HIV test Kit 😐😐
U be like “eix I forgot my Eye at home
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Thank u lord fr blessing me so much than I deserve
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I used to be so afraid of losing ppl, until i realized most of them were never really down for me in the first place. Even tho my loyalty & love for them ran deep, they could careless. So instead of being afraid of losing them, i fell back & watched them lose me… Wow, growth
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When I gaze deep into your mind, I am met with the beauty of a thousand diamonds. As I let that love and beauty flood over my body, I knew that there was nothing that I would ever trade our relationship for.
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i Don’t Gossip 👋😌 ,
it’s Not My Fault That You Are Not There When i Talk About You
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Teacher : Name the 5 most corrupt
countries in Africa…
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Sya : Ghana, Kenya, Uganda, Somalia
and nigeria.
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Teacher : What about South Africa?
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Sya : When counting sinners, do you
include Satan?
:/
Have sweet dreamland
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My Girlfriend Told Me To Delete My Fb Or She Is Leaving…
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Guys Be Right Back Let Me Help Her To Pack Her Bags..
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How to be poor: be overly sure of your opinions…
How to be wealthy: open your mind to learn from the best.
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A simple formula for happy life.
Never try to defeat anyone,
Just try to win everyone,
Don’t laugh at anyone
but laugh with everyone.
Good Morning
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