Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
Usually she slept through the class.
One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, “Tell me, April, who created the universe?”
When April didn’t stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear.
“GOD ALMIGHTY!” shouted April and the teacher said, “Very good” and April fell back asleep.
A while later the teacher asked April, “Who is our Lord and Saviour,” But, April didn’t even stir from her slumber.
Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again.
“JESUS CHRIST!” shouted April and the teacher said, “very good,” and April fell back to sleep.
Then the teacher asked April a third question.
“What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?”
And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin.
This time April jumped up and shouted, “IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I’LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!”
The Teacher fainted.
A man boarded a taxi going home after a long day at work but before the taxi took off, the Man saw his Wife with another Man entering a Lodge.. ” Furious😠😠, he asked the taxi drive if he could do some extra Money up to R1000 paid in cash!! Nd the taxi drive agreed ” Then the Man took out a picture of his Wife showing it to the Taxi driver nd say.. ” Go in there nd drag her out now, Slap her if you have to😠😠 ” Nd the Taxi driver rushed inside.. After few minutes, the Taxi driver came out with the wrong Woman, Slapping, dragging nd Calling her names… Then the Man started shouting ” You stupid Fool, You’ve got the wrong Woman, Just let her go You idiot 😠😠😠 ” Then the Taxi driver replied ” Just Relax Sir, this one is Mine, just take care of her while i go back to get yours
My future wife💍 is not allowed to watch discovery channel☝
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What will be she trying to discover ways to leave me no gal u gonna watch Regular Show and Mr bean
When you choose a toxic relationship💔 over your happiness💕 you are not proving how strong💪 you are, you are proving how much you don’t love yourself..! ☝
Boy: hi miss, are you water?
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Girl: I am a person, are you stupid? Isn’t it obvious? Will you talk to me if i am water? That’s why you don’t have it.
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Boy: is it like that? What do you just say matches for another matches?
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Girl: I already know that. Says matches in another matches “match us”.
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Boy: Idiot! He has nothing to say. It’s matches. Do you know any posporong speaking? That’s why no one is courting you.
FOR MEN ONLY
When you marry a woman,
Her mother becomes your mother-in-LAW,
Her father becomes your father-in-LAW,
Her brother becomes your brother-in-LAW,
Her sister becomes your sister-in-LAW,
Her extended family becomes your in-LAWS.
So, whom do you think your wife is?
SHE is the LAW!
OBEY the LAW and have peace with the state.
Don’t argue with me on this please.
