Today I fooled a taxi driver by paying him money
without entering the taxi and I ran away.

You buy your P30, we buy clothes, we dress & look nice, we borrow your phone & take pictures, we send them to your Mobicel & Life goes on..!

Today is a broken English day.

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Don’t spoil the fun guys…let’s start..
Me..I wanna food my eat..

When Relationship Is In ICU
Her: Have A Good Day
Him: Dont Tell Me What To Do

I will never lie again.
Today I was coming back from church, in the kombi
there sat a very pretty girl. All the guys in the bus were
staring at her. Some of them passed their destinations
without knowing. As for me, I was very proud of myself because I sat next to her. I did all the signs I could to make her feel my presence
but all in vain. An idea came to my mind. I took my
phone and dialed a fake number as guys always
do to attract girls’ attention.
Me: Hello Sam, I’m calling to tell you that I can’t make it today because I’ve just received a call from our CEO asking me to replace him at
a meeting bcz he is not yet back in tge country. Pls tell my brother to use my Range Rover 2017 to pick my mum from her dentist’. I will be home late. Thanks Sam. I will Sam. Once again, Thanks.
All this while, the girl
was looking at me. I said in my heart that she would fall for me if I spoke to her now ..
Me: Hi baby, y r u looking at me like that? R u surprised?
Girl: Pls pick up your phone battery. It fell when u
were taking your phone out of your pocket…..
I couldn’t raise my head till I got off the kombi Happy new month..

I may act cool and calm but
deep down I want Christmas clothes

Tell her she’s beautiful instead of hot,
she’s a “WOMAN” not a temperature

Some of you put on too much make-up, we should just compliment your make-up manufacture instead of you. “You look good today AVON” 😂😂

Gone are the days when football was watched by cheering fans…. Nowadays it’s watched by terrified gamblers!!!