Before I get rich, if any relative wants to die, please die..
I don’t want to be accused of sacrificing anyone.

He broke your virginity. You did 5 abortions for him. You dated him for 6 years and he later married your friend. My sister, feel free to use him for ritual. God will understand.

Then we have those girls that will rip off your shirt during foreplay coz they saw it on a movie and think it’s sexy & freaky.
•°•
Do that to me my sister you will ewallet me money💰 for a new shirt before you leave

When it comes to food some girls forget
that they are females

African girls thou!!

Malawi has Experienced an Earthquake a couple of days ago
and girls be like:
“Babe what are you getting me this earthquake season?”

Like for real?😂😂
Earthquake gift?

Him:👨 babe is it true that you failed English?

Her:👩 who telled you them?

Him👨 okay babe never mind

The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed

Teacher: Rainbow, define the word “coward”.
Rainbow: It’s a cow that gets award.

I don’t know why I’ve been suspended.

Wife was driving…..

Husband – “Why dont you use indicators when you take a turn?”

Wife – “What do you mean use indicators…why should I?”

Husband- “So that other drivers know which way you are going.”

Wife- “Where I am going is none of their business*…!!!”

Husband – “Sorry…..”

Some people are vocally gifted, when they sing at funerals,
you’d wish you could be the one to be buried temet