Hello Ladies, stop viewing our profile pictures before replying our chats, some of us hav ugly pictures wit handsome bank account

Doctor: You should take 8 glasses of water per day.
Thabang: I can’t😏
Doctor: Why?😲
Thabang: Because I only have 3 glasses at home.

Relationships Are Not For Everyone,
Some Of You Should Just Stick To Alcohol

Taking pictures in people’s cars and houses will confuse your ancestors,
they will think you are living a good life yet you are struggling.

1. You buy underwears at Pep & on
facebook
you write:”I love Truworths
underwears” ***God
is watching you
2. You’re a married man with 2 kids &
on
facebook you always claim to be
single. ***God
is watching you
3. You’re 21 yrz old & you’re dating a
man of
54 years your updates says “can’t wait
to see
my baby.” Is that your baby or your
daddy?
***God is watchng you
4. You’re are drinking ice water & you
update
“I’m drinking Johny Walker on the
rocks”
***God is watchng you
5. You’re in the house watching WWE
raw but
you check-in to Nu- metro cinemas .
***God is
watching you
6. You work in retail & you update
“had a long
day in the office” ***God is watching
you
7. You are waiting for a taxi & you
update
stuck in traffic thank God for the
aircon. ***God
is watching you
8. You are the hopeless school
dropout but on
facebook you claim to be a CEO of a
certain
company. ***God is watching you
# You read ds status, it makes u smile and you didn’t comment or even press like……. I am telling you God is watching you

Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.

As A Woman , if You Don’t Know How To Cook ..
Please Learn How To Gossip ..
You Can’t Just Be Useless

After eating at your friend’s place….🍛
How long do you have to stay before you leave
so it doesn’t look like you were only there for the food??

May the FRONT teeth of your enemies be removed
so that you can know them by their smile!!

I started fearing smoking weed,when I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. ..When I switched it off he asked me who sang that song ? Because I was afraid he would beat me , I answered ” Yamaha featuring Petrol”

My brother if she doesn’t disturb you 🤯, annoys you 🤦 or give you any headache🤒 then she is not the one🤭….real girlfriends💏 act like Demons🧟🤞 some even act like witches from Malawi.

Boy: It’s only six days to go.
Girl: Yeahhhhh!!! nd mmmmmh I can’t wait for that day.
Boy: Me too babe nd I just hope Liverpool beats FC Porto.
Girl: Tsek ….inja what about Valentine.