Whoever sold a calculator to my grandmother and told her it’s a mobile phone your days are numbered

If I had just one hour left to live * * I’d spend it in math class. . .it never Continue Reading..

Dear bae ● Laѕт Weeĸ I bought KFC you made it Cнιcĸen Sтew, I kept quiet ● I bought Pιzza Continue Reading..

How to TALK 👍* Talk to *Mother* _lovingly,_ Talk 2 *Father* _respectfully,_ Talk 2 *Brothers* _heartfully,_ Talk 2 *Sisters* _affectionately,_ Continue Reading..

I called a married lady who was owing me money, but she didn’t pick my calls. I called 10 times Continue Reading..

I am a 30 year old single guy, hard working and self motivated. Am seriously looking for a beautiful,black and Continue Reading..

If you have a friend who hates bathing just know they didn’t do baby shower for them

My wife showed me a good time last night. Photos of me when I was single.