I tried all my best to convince this girl on facebook to visit me but she always told me that she was very busy. Her profile pictures were always tempting me and everything she did on social media was very good to me that i decided to take it to another level at my own experience …Hope you know what i mean. So at last i managed to take her number and i called her immediately to confirm if it was really her. We talked for a long time and later i discovered that she was living not far from my place. I then said to myself, “this is my opportunity which i have never had and never shall i have in future”. She promised me that she will visit me the following week Thursday. But that Thursday was too far to me. Thursday finally came, i called her around 7:30 just to confirm if she was indeed coming to my place. After she had confirmed that she was coming, i started putting everything inorder.I bought expensive perfumes, expensive food and 8 condoms. Around 9pm she knocked on my door. She was looking sooo sexy . . . I was more than happy after i saw how she was looking and ……….. My dear brothers and Sisters, see how you are serious reading this story. . ……. . I wish you can learn how to read your Bible like this….. . I bet ,God will like it and be happy other than reading a lot of stories which won’t help you. If it were a biblical message, you’d have stopped immediately. God bless you
All are busy wishing their mothers …
Happy mother’s day yet your mother at home is asking for 5bob to
buy salt yet you are busy here wishing him happy mother’s day …
Wish him sad mother’s day
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Ronnie went to a girl and hugged her without any warning.
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Girl : “hey what was that?”
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Ronnie : “Direct Marketing”
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The girl then slaps Ronnie
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Ronnie : “hey what was that for?”
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Girl : “Customer feedback”
A teacher asked a student to write 55.
Student asked: How?
Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5!
The student wrote 5 and stopped.
teacher: What are you waiting for?
student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!
