If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day
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If your battery last the whole Day you are ugly …..
beutiful girls charge their phones 3 times a day
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No matter how much you hate school,
You’ll gonna miss it when you leave it
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*Madonna is 54 and her boyfriend’s 25,
Jennifer Lopez is 43 and her boyfriend’s 26,
so if you’re single its ok,
maybe he’s just not born yet
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Main Chick Doesn’t Comment On Boo’s Pictures
She Reads The Comment And Screenshot The
Suspicious Ones and Fight With Boo
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Ladies If You Like A Guy Just Approach Him
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They’ll Never Say No And They’re Very Cheap
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Old Doctor and A Young Doctor.
A young doctor moved out to a small community to replace a doctor who was retiring. The older doctor suggested that the young one accompany him on his rounds, so the community could become used to a new doctor.
At the first house a woman complains, “I’ve been a little sick to my stomach.”
The older doctor says, “Well, you’ve probably been overdoing the fresh fruit. Cut back on the amount you’ve been eating & see if that does the trick?”
As they left, the younger man said, “You didn’t even examine tht woman? How’d you come to the diagnosis so quickly?”
“I didn’t have to. You noticed I dropped my stethoscope on the floor in there? When I bent over to pick it up, I noticed a half dozen banana peels in the trash. That was what probably was making her sick.”
The younger doctor said, “Pretty clever. If you don’t mind, I think I’ll try that at the next house.”
Arriving at the next house, they spent several minutes talking with a younger woman. She said that she just didn’t have the energy she once did and said, “I’m feeling terribly run down lately.”
“You’ve probably been doing too much for the church,” the younger doctor told her, “Perhaps you should cut back a bit and see if that helps.”
As they left, the elder doctor said, “I know that woman well. Your diagnosis is most certainly correct, she’s very active in the church, but how did you arrive at it?” “I did what you did at the last house. I dropped my stethoscope &, when I bent down to retrieve it, I noticed the priest under the bed.”
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Behavior is a mirror in which
every one displays his own image
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Man can’t discover new oceans until he has the
courage to lose sight of the shore.
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Take any job and use that company’s
wifi to get a better job😎
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can I ask this question?
I just finished eating in my friend’s house.. How
long should I stay before going… So that they
won’t think it was only food I came to eat?
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No matter Hw heard the situation u will surely get out off it
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I am typing “Lord” on my phone but it keeps changing to “London” speak my Jesus your servant is listening,
Am ready please..!
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People Who Think Are Better in English Really Congolese My Prohalidiet 😪😤 .. i Mean , How Can They Dopichristy Others By Their Poslascivious integrity ? 😕😒 Guys! 😠😡 We Need To Tiflaguede Our Thinking PLEASE!! 🙏🙏 , We Are All Calfinigaious Of The Rededication But if Not , Try Embletizing Or Be An Hypitechus 😓😥
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Those who don’t react or comment on my posts.
My Grandma said I should ask you if you are testing her?
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We kiss and it feels like we have just shrugged off the world
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Ko 10th Floor
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Whites: Nice View
Blacks: Oka Jump For 10 Million?🙆
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