2000s should have their own alcohol like *Purity Lager,
Nestle Draft & Nutriday Vodka..
We cant share alcohol with babies.

You dont even have a passport but your
naked pictures are in America.
My sister you made it.

Where do I send the application to
if I want my dog to be a Police dog?

That moment when you just lost a fight and when you get home you start thinking about all the kung fu moves you could’ve used

Black women get away with murder because
hair collected at the crime scene will lead
detectives to some chic in Brazil or India!!!

Girls cheat more than Niggas😏…
They just don’t get caught because
side niggas don’t talk as much as side chick

Wife treats hubby by taking him to a Strip Club for his birthday😊..!!

At The Club, The Doorman Says, “Hi Wreezy, How are You😎?”

The wife asks, “How does he know you😐?

Wreezy says, “Oh dear, I play football with him🤗.”

Inside the Bartender Says, “The Usual, Wreezy😉?”

Wreezy says to Wife, “Before you say anything, He’s on the Salt Team😀.”

Next a stripper Says, “Hi Wreezy! Do You Crave the Special Again😋🍑??”

The Wife storms🤚😏 out dragging Wreezy with her & jumps into a taxi.

The Taxi driver Says, “Hey Wreezy Boy! You picked up an ugly one this time🤚..”

Wreezy’s Funeral is on Saturday

Dating your neighbour is nonsense, you be receiving texts like
“bbe is everything okay i saw you coming from toilet”