Everything is a scam dis days I took sleeping tablets last night
but guess what? I woke up even earlier than before

CIGARETTE:
A pinch of tobacco rolled in paper with fire at one end and a fool at the other!

MARRIAGE:
It’s an agreement wherein a man loses his bachelor’s degree and a woman gains her master’s.

CONFERENCE:
The confusion of one man multiplied by the number present.

CONFERENCE ROOM:
A place where everybody talks, nobody listens and everybody disagrees in the end.

SMILE:
A curve that can set a lot of things straight!

YAWN:
The only opportunity some married men
ever get to open their mouths.

EXPERIENCE:
The name men give to their mistakes.

DIPLOMAT:
A person who tells you to go to hell in such a way that you actually look forward to the trip.

OPTIMIST:
A person who, while falling from the EIFFEL TOWER, says midway:
“SEE I AM NOT INJURED YET!”

BOSS:
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.

POLITICIAN:
One who shakes your hand before elections and your confidence afterward.

DOCTOR:
A person who kills your ills with pills and later with his bills.

A man with money can change a broke woman’s life..❤
~•°•~°•°~•°•~
A woman with money won’t even look broke man..

Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English

Not Every girl that takes Toothpick wants to use it on her teeth.
•°•°•
Some normally use it to scratch their 5 months old weave..

What happened to the economy.??
Relatives don’t give us money again when they visit ?
Why ??

The fact that a BUS driver can STOP to pick you where there’s NO BUS STOP,
But the same driver will REFUSE to drop you
where there’s NO BUS STOP,
Proves that people ONLY need you
when it’s BENEFICIAL to them.

South Africa is not going forward because we
still have people who smell their armpits to
decide if they will bath or not.