I’m that typpa boyfriend that would
take ur phone n delete a
sms of a job interview

Most of you are single now because you started dating at a very young age.. Now you’ve exhausted your dating bundle..

When a woman says that she loves her children more than her husband
* She is clearly telling a lie *

She can leave her children with her neighbours
* But she will not leave her husband with a neighbour for a minute *

You don’t know pain…. until you’ve had to force your own heart to
stop loving someone

Sometimes when i’m drunk,
i just call the police just to tell them who killed Jesus!

Pitori loading…….anyone around mamelodi

At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, “I know the whole truth.” Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, “I know the whole truth.” His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, “Just don’t tell your father.” Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, “I know the whole truth.” The father promptly hands him $40 and says, “Please don’t say a word to your mother.” Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, “I know the whole truth.” The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, “Then come give your real father a big hug.”

There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It does not have your number in it

Facebook got 50year old women saying they are single because they haven’t met the right guy. You gonna meet him soon, his name is Jesus

“My Pastor asked me how much I bought my iphone 7 for, and I said R2,000 instead of R10,000 , because I did not want him to shout and ask how much I give to God. Then he gave me R4000 to buy two for him and his wife.
The money is still with me since last sunday; I don’t know what to do .
Please advise me