Wife At Night: “Tell Me How Much Did Sachin Score In 2003 World Cup Against Pakistan?”

Husband: “98, Why?”

Wife: “Now Tell Me Why You Didn’t Wish Me For My Birthday Since Morning?”

Silence………..

Husband: “I Couldn’t Even Say I Have A Bad Memory”

The Magic Of Doctor’s Handwriting
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The patient went to his doctor for a checkup and the doctor wrote out a prescription for him in his usual illegible writing.
Every morning for two years, he showed it to the conductor as a bus pass…
Twice, it got him into the movies, once into the baseball park,
and once into the symphony.
He got a raise at work by showing it as a note from the boss.
One day, he mislaid it.
His daughter picked it up, played it on the piano and won a scholarship to a conservatory of music.
And to top it all
One day the doctor’s pen was not working. He made few scratches on the back of his prescription
And the chemist dispensed it.😀😀😀
Off course doctor was MALE