Short Girls Are abusive and evil
You should see them when they are angry
its like a toy with new batteries

Dad: Son, I want you to marry a girl
of my choice.
Son: No.
Dad: The girl is Bill Gate’s daughter.
Son: Okay then!
Dad goes to Bill Gate.
Dad: I want your daughter to marry
my son.
Bill Gates: No.
Dad: My son is the CEO of the world’s greatest bank.
Bill Gates: Okay then!
Dad goes to the CEO of the world’s greatest bank.
Dad: Make my son the CEO.
CEO: No.
Dad: My son is the son-in-law of Bill
Gates.
CEO: Okay then!
This is BUSINESS!!!

A man decided to have a face lift for his birthday. He spends $5,000 and feels really great about the result. On his way home he stops at a newsstand and buys a paper. Before leaving he says to the sales clerk, “I hope you don’t mind me asking, but how old do you think I am? ” “About 35,” was the reply. “I’m actually 47,” the man says, feeling really happy. After that he goes into Mc Donalds for lunch, and asks the order taker the same question, to which the reply is, “Oh you look about 29”. “I am actually 47! ” This makes him feel really good. While standing at the bus stop he asks an old woman the same question. She replies, “I am 85 years old and my eyesight is going. But when I was young there was a sure way of telling a mans age. If I put my hand down your pants for ten minutes I will be able to tell your exact age. ” As there was no one around, the man thought what the hell and let her slip her hand down his pants. Ten minutes later the old lady says, “OK, it’s done. You are 47. ” Stunned the man says, “That was brilliant! How did you do that? ” The old lady replies, “I was in line behind you at Mc Donalds. “

Some people when u send a friend request starting acting lyk celebrity🙄relax i jst need lyks or comment frm u if u cnt do either of them i wll unfriend u

Zimbabwe is the only Country in the World
where the Police were locked up
and crime went down ,
just shows who the criminals really are

Men can talk to each other for like a week without
even knowing each others names

Ladies
Never say all he wanted was sex when all you can offer him is sex……..
Did you try giving him your father’s land and he refused?????

5 ways for a Woman to be
completely happy.
1. Be with a man that makes
you laugh
2. Be with a man that gives you
his time
3. Be with a man that takes
care of you
4. Be with a man that really
loves you
5. Most important, make sure
these four men dont know
each other.