Jealous Girlfriends be like 🤔
Babe I saw her looking at you why did you let her sees you
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1•The only woman who knows where his
husband is every time, is a widow.
2•Intelligence is like underwear,you need to
have it but not necessary to show it off.
3•No girl is single. You either snatch her from
another man or share her with another. Being
the greatest shareholder is the key here.
4•Life is the most difficult exam. Everyone is
trying to copy the other not realizing that
everyone has a different question paper.
5•A naked man is never afraid of pick-pocketing.
6•Never leave the one you love for the one you
like because the one you like will leave you for
the one they love.
7•Do the do’s before the do does you.
8•A farmer who plants corn by the roadside and
a man who marries a beautiful woman are in
the same problem.
9•Be good to people until you make a million,
after that they will be good to you.
Life is like riding a bicycle. To keep your
balance, you must keep moving.
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*People are busy hiding millions from
government and you are there hiding Last
seen* on WhatsApp!
See your life !
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Black parents will let u freeze in bed with
one blanket coz
the other blankets are for visitors.
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In 2019 we need to date according to qualifications,
you can’t have a degree and be hurt by someone with a grade 7 report
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Finally I gave up, am single again😭😭😭💔💔😭😭😭😭😭 to put an end to the rumours, and those who speak ill about my life, you must know that my relationship was very difficult, so today to avoid gossip, I inform you that we no longer together, several times I felt very good, I had a lot of fun, I cannot deny that I really liked it and I was very happy, but I didn’t realise what evil I was doing to myself, I finally decided to leave that unhealthy relationship, I decided to take another route, but am not going to deny that we will continue to see each other, for me to move on to other things and end this evil in my life, Today I end my relationship with sugar, fries, pizza, softdrinks, alcohol, chocolate, cake, vetkoeks and other unhealthy food……
Confuse your enemies, copy and paste this on your wall,
Someone was about to throw a party…..
I see your spirit of witchcraft, come out
We know you,
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I want to travel the world with
two things on my hands.
Camera on my right and
HIS hand on my left.
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Do You Know That GRAVITY
Is Stronger At Morning?
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It Is Proven In The Fact Its So Hard To Get Up From The Bed.. =P
Good Morning
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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
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Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
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It’s hard to miss someone especially when you know that they won’t come back, ever again. 💔
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Why do girls feel embarrassed when the
wig falls?.
Do you think we believed it was your hair
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My brother If she calls you Daddy, know
that you
are on point !!.. poor guys are called baby .
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After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu
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There were 3 boys : someone, nobody and madman
One day somebody killed nobody and madman called
The police and said I am madman speaking ,somebody killed no body so come here.
HA HA HA!
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How long does it take for popcorn to pop coz
I’ve already added two cups of water but still nothing.
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This December when they send me to buy lucky star
i buy flying fish
Mus they are all fish
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