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Don’t judge me by the mistakes I have made,
but by what I’ve learned from them.

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Holding a skinny girl’s hand feels like
u are playing with a USB cable

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Every single moment counts. When you add them all up,
they equal your life.

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A woman who doesn’t ask for money is setting a trap for you
so you can marry her and she start controlling all your money

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{You think You’re Ready for Relationship?}
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Let me break this down for you, that sh*t ain’t all about being lovey dovey everyday and all, some painful sh*t gonna happen. Every relationship feels like the best thing ever in the beginning. All the spoiling, sweet messages, long phonecalls, happiness, spending a lot of time together and good sex.
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Are you ready for the sleepless nights? Loosing weight? The insecurities? The jealousy? Falling out of love? Watching the spark in your relationship vanish? Being ignored? Not spending time like you used to? Being cheated on? Feeling like you are the only one putting effort in the relationship? The everyday fights? The painful words you are going to hear? Growing apart? Confusion? The rumours? The breakdowns? The stress? The moods? The 2min happiness, 7 days of tears?
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If you are not ready for all of this Then you are not ready for a relationship Most people go in and out of relationships
because every time their relationships reach this point they cant handle the heat! Most couples blame people or point
fingers at each other for their failing relationships instead of sitting down and discussing what the problem is and how to fix it. How do you expect your relationship🙄 to work if you are not🤔
trying to make it work🤔?!
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Most relationships go through this but all at different times and stages. If what you feel for each other is real y’all just going to have to pull through . Many couples give up on each other when their relationships reach this point, they are too lazy to try and make things work. Some be like “Love shouldn’t be this hard😳” Who said love🤔 is all rosey and smooth🙄? That sh*t💩 is hard and painful.
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To get to paradise you must pass through all the deserts, the forests, the rain and the thunderstorms🔥. Nothing worth having ever comes easy!

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OMG please be okay please be okay I’m so sorry.
-me when I drop my phone

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If you are not dating her stop commenting
“My love, My baby”on her posts.
Allow her future hubby to locate her in peace.

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In the end, its not going to matter how many mistakes you made,
but how you used them to make you a stronger person.

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i hate it when those who speaks in tongues comes late in service
and will start it at door entrance to d puipet just for every one to notice

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You go to School, nothing happens, You miss one day … 6 fights , teacher Slapped the guard, Tupac comes back ,The principal was drunk and even Benny Mayengani performed in the Tuck Shop

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Bambi:hey doctor, I really need to do a plastic surgery.
Doctor: why
Bambi:am ugly
Doctor: you are not ugly
Bambi:everyone say am ugly
Bambi:no you not ,you are fine and strong looking man
Bambi:am a woman
Doctor: you really need it

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To make money it’s easy to jump in front of the car
you can get a lot’s of money in road accident.

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Thank you God, not only for all the blessings,
but for the frustrations which have helped me
become a better person

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Don’t educate your children to be rich.
Educate them to be Happy.
So when they grow up they will know
the value of things not the price.

“Eat your food as your medicines.
Otherwise you have to eat medicines as your food”

The One who loves you will never leave you
because even if there are 100 reasons to
give up he will find one reason to hold on.

There is a lot of difference between
human being and being human.
A Few understand it.

You are loved when you are born.
You will be loved when you die.
In between You have to manage!

If u want to Walk Fast, Walk Alone
But if u want to Walk Far, Walk Together.

If you see the moon You see the beauty of God.
If you see the Sun You see the power of God.
And If you see the Mirror. You see the best Creation of GOD.

So Believe in YOURSELF.
We all are tourists &
God is our travel agent who already
fixed all our Routes Reservations & Destinations.

So Trust him & Enjoy the “Trip” called LIFE.
U are important to me Friend

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Why does the Guy on the passenger’s seat
always talk more than the Driver?

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