Imagine being married to a white person…
coming back home from a long day at work to speak english
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African mosquitos are diesel motor powered,
you can hear them from kilometers away
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You Would be Shocked if you found out the number of men
having relationship problems with your girlfriend!!
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Comparing your relationship to others is the quickest way to find yourself single again..just because boyfriend ya chomie ya gao is rich does not mean they are perfect. No relationship is perfect. No matter how good their shoes look, many people have holes in their socks. You can’t see their problems…s
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Black parents will let you freeze all night in bed
with one blanket because
other blankets are for visitors..
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“🍀 Read with patience 🍀
USED 🚗 vs. LOVED❤
🌹While a man was polishing his new car, his 6 yr old son picked up a stone and scratched lines on the side of the car.
🌹In anger, the man took the child’s hand and hit it many times;❤
🌹not realising he was using a wrench.❤
🌹At the hospital, the child lost all his fingers due to multiple fractures.❤
🌹When the child saw his father…❤
🌹with painful eyes he asked, ‘Dad when will my fingers grow back?’❤
🌹The man was so hurt and speechless;❤
🌹he went back to his car and kicked it a lot of times.❤
🌹Devastated by his own actions…..❤
🌹sitting in front of that car he looked at the scratches;❤
🌹The child had written ‘LOVE YOU DAD’.❤❤
🌹The next day that man committed suicide. . .❤
🌹Anger and Love have no limits;❤
🌹Choose the latter to have a beautiful, lovely life….❤❤.
🌹Things are to be used and people are to be loved.❤
🌹But the problem in today’s world is that,❤
🌹People are used and things are loved.❤
🌹Let’s always be careful to keep this thought in mind:❤
🌹Things are to be used,but People are to be loved.❤
🌹Watch your thoughts; they become words.❤
🌹Watch your words; they become actions.❤
🌹Watch your actions; they become habits.❤
🌹Watch your habits they become character;❤
🌹Watch your character; it becomes your destiny.❤
🌹I’m glad a friend forwarded this to me as a reminder.❤
🌹God bless you.❤
🌹If you don’t pass this on nothing bad will happen;
🌹If you do, you might change someones’ life.❤
🌹Do u know the relationship between your two eyes?❤
🌹They blink together, move together, cry together, see things together & sleep together.❤
🌹Even though they never see each other.❤
🌹Friendship should be just like that!
🌹Life is vanity without FRIENDS.
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Doing nothing is very hard to do.
You never know when you’re finished😏
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A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation in Jerusalem. While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, “You can have her buried here in the Holy Land for $1,500 or we can have her shipped back home for $50,000.” The husband thought about it and told the undertaker he would have her shipped back home. The undertaker asked him, “why would you spend £50,000 to have her shipped home when you could have a beautiful burial here, and it would only cost $1,500?” The husband replied, “Long ago, a man (JESUS) died here, was buried here, and three days later, rose from the dead. I just can’t take that chance!”
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Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures
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I’ve sent my girlfriend this Message ”
I Love you babe ” using mobicel nd
this is what she received 👇
Babe, I’m cheating
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The past is dead.
Live today and look forward tomorrow.
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A man bought a book in library nd he returned a book nd blaming the manager that this Novel got so many names no story at all nd the manager got angry nd said “Idiot you are the one who took the attendence book”
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Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy
that you passed away last year
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Man is at his best when doing what he loves most
and at his worst when doing nothing.
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DJ PHIRI 😇💿🎙
Journalist: When Did you Start your Career of Mixing?😇😇😇
Phiri: At Primary School!😎😎😎
Journalist: Really? So amazing.😃😃😃
Phiri: I used to Mix English and Maths in One Exercise Book
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Black parents will make you close your eyes during a kissing
scene on TV , but will let you watch when they kill each
other. That’s why we have no romantic but violent youths.
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