My neighbor is looking for his Nike shoes.
*I don’t know why my heartbeat increase each time I see him…
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Family WhatsApp groups are boring, lazy and dead. Wait until one mess up and see how everyone will be active in seconds⏰
Even your late Aunty who died 7 years ago will be commenting on her blackberry from her grave
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Difference between anxiety and depression”
Anxiety:
Apprehension over what’s about to happen and what could happen in the future.
Worried thoughts, or a belief that something could go wrong.
Feeling like you need to run away or avoid things that could cause further anxiety.
Depression:
Feeling of sadness about the future, as though it’s hopeless.
Listlessness, and a lack of belief that positive things will occur.
A little worry, but instead a certainty of future negative emotions.
Possible suicidal thoughts.
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What type of car can your salary buy???
MINE: car-rot
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God does not make mistakes but he does miracles.
I am one. You are too.
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Forget about the dog
have u ever been chased by a chicken?
The baby mama one
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My Goal in 2019 Is To Accomplish The Goals
I set In 2018 which i should have done in 2017
because i made a promise in 2016 which i planned in 2015
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The difference between CAN and CANNOT are only three letters. Three letter that determine your life direction.
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Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Me: Babe that’s nothing I’m infertile
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Tuning out the world regularly –
To go spend time in silence, or in a quiet place,
is sacred and a part of self-care.
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Tip to reduce weight :
First turn your head to the right and then turn it to the left.Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat
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My Ex Texted me “Wish you were here”
She texts me this everytime she walks through the cementry….
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When you hear a fat person saying I miss my other half
then you be like how does this person all in all looks like…..
.
But it’s none of my business
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December is tricky you go out to to buy airtime
and you come back home drunk.
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The judge says to a double murder defendant, “You’re charged with beating your wife to death with a hammer.”
A voice at the back of the courtroom yells out, “You bastard!”
The judge says, “You’re also charged with beating your mother-in-law to death with the same hammer.”
The voice in the back of the courtroom yells out, “You ROTTEN bastard!”
The judge stops and says to the man in the back of the courtroom. “Sir, I can understand your anger and frustration at these crimes, but no more outbursts from you, or I’ll charge you with contempt. Is that understood?”
The man stands up and says, “I’m sorry, Your Honour, but for fifteen years I’ve lived next door to that arsehole, and every time I asked if I could borrow a hammer, he said he didn’t have one”.
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Some girls raise their hands during worship in church
just to show men they have no rings on their fingers
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