Imagine calling me to tell me a whole story just to borrow R50
Then boom…
I don’t even have it

They have started waving again guess
the conference didnt help at all

People who still type “kikikikiki” when you have this👉😂emoji,
what type of brain damage do you suffer from?? 😏

Facebook should just Introduce Voice Notes, We are Losing Some Arguments because we can’t💔 Spell Some Words..!

When are they making heels for short men???
Asking for a friend.

A married man left work early one Friday,
but instead of going home,
he spent the weekend partying with the
boys. When he finally returned home
on Sunday night, his wife really got on his
… case and stayed on it.
After a few of hours of swearing and
screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer.
“How would you like it if you
didn’t see me for a couple of days?”…..
The husband couldn’t believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and
said, “That would suit me just fine!!”
Monday went by, and the man didn’t see his wife.
Tuesday and Wednesday went by and he still didn’t see her.
Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a little
out of the corner of his left eye.

While others are waking up to: ‘Goodmorning babe’ and ‘I love you’ texts…
Some of us wake up to: “Battery full. Remove charger”.

A fat man saw an advertisement: “Lose 5Kg In A Week”⚠

He called and said: “I would like to join”😕

The girl said: “ok, be ready tomorrow at 6 am”😐

The next morning he got to the office and was taken to a room …he opened the door and found a hot babe wearing only shirt and pant😋

She said: “If you can catch me…you can sleep with me!”😉… the man started running after her but couldn’t catch her😩…During the whole week he tried to catchher but he couldn’t and he lost 5 Kg…

He then asked for the 10Kg program…The next morning at 6 am, he opened the door and found hotter babe wearing a bikini👙…she said: “If you can catch me, you will sleep with me…” He lost 10Kg that week…

So he thought that this program was awesome…He then requested for a 25kg program…The girl asked: “Are u sure??…it is really tough!!”😐

The man said: “Why not?”💪

The next day he opened the door expecting to see a naked girl but found a naked man who said: “If i catch you, i will sleep with you!”😀

That week the man lost 40Kg

Just Because She Inbox You,
Doesn’t Mean She Wants You;
Relax!!!

Guy hey babes hw r u?
Girl: gnu
Boy: am gud tnx
Girl: k
Boy: swity I hev a Q
Girl: wat nw?
Boy: wher r we?
Girl: Zimbabwe
Boy: no I mean me n u, who r we?
Girl: two Zimbabweans!