Don’t make me your option,
when I have made you my priority
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Opportunity follows struggle.
It follows effort. It follows hard work.
It doesn’t come before.
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I cant let people walk in and out my life anymore
I am not a drive thru store.
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Me:mom our kettle is not working we
should throw it at the dump site
Mom:why?
Me:because its useless
Mom:wena did we throw U away when U
were born?
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A Man Who Is Driving A Car Is Stopped By A Police Officer.
The Officer: “You Were Going At Least 75 In A 55 Zone”
Man: “No Sir, I Was Going 60”
Wife: “Oh Johnny, You Were Going 80”
Officer: “I’m Also Going To Give You A Ticket For Your Broken Tail Light”
Man: “Broken Tail Light? I Didn’t Know About A Broken Tail Light!”
Wife: “Oh Johnny, You’ve Known About That Tail Light For Weeks”
Officer: “I’m Also Going To Give You A Citation For Not Wearing Your Seat Belt”
Man: “Oh, I Just Took It Off When You Were Walking Up To The Car”
Wife: “Oh, Johnny, You Never Wear Your Seat Belt”
Man Turns To His Wife And Yells: “Shut Your Damn Mouth Bitch”
Officer Turns To The Woman And Asks: “Mam, Does Your Husband Talk To You This Way All The Time?”
Wife: “No, Only When He’s Drunk
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Between white sugar n brown sugar
Which one has more sugar?
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Koos comes home drunk and his wife is spitting mad and pushes him out of the house. She shouts to him that he is not coming inside when he is this state. Koos climbs into the dog kennel with the dog and falls asleep. The next evening he comes home again roaring drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house and again he climbs into the dog house with the dog. This goes on for 5 days in a row. The 6th evening, he comes home sober and the wife is very happy and allows him back in the house. The following evening Koos arrives home steaming drunk and the wife shoos him out of the house, so he starts to climb into the dog house when the dog bites him. Koos shouts at the dog “what was that for?” the dog replies…. “where were you last night?
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Imagine disliking me and knowing you’ll have to sit back and watch me flourish for the rest your life..! ☝😎
Ouch!! 💔
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A Sense Of Humor Makes A
Man Handsome
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In the love there are no rules, theories or formula. There is no distance or limit. If you want something, go for it. Every story is unique.
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You may not be able to control every situation
and it’s outcome, but you can control your attitude
and how you deal with it.
Good morning
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Guys I sell liquid rat poison…
you catch the rat then you make it
drink 2 spoons a day until its dead😏
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Judge: “Where do you work?”
Defendant: “Here and there.”
Judge: “What do you do for a living?”
Defendant: “This and that.”
Judge: “Take him away.”
Defendant: “Wait; when will I get out?”
Judge: “Sooner or later.”
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Don’t see others doing better than you,
Beat your own records everyday because,
Success is a fight between YOU & YOURSELF..
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When you’re Single you don’t even Care when your Battery🔋 is low..! ☝
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If someone tells you a secret and you disclose it,
you’re the reason behind the proverb “Walls Have Ears”..!
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