Because of load shedding
I’m even afraid of changing my hairstyle

Relationship stress can make u buy airtime and
end up pressing the voucher on a tv remote control

Good sex will make a girl return the next
day uninvited with poor excuses like ” I left
my used recharge voucher yesterday “

The uglier the teacher the tougher the subject
And parents will be blaming us for failing
They don’t know wat we’re facing in front of us every school day

Me : i Love You ♥
– Her : LOL
– Me : i Need You in My Life 🙏
– Her : LOL
– Me : You Are My Everything 💯
– Her : LOL
– Me : iPhone 6 Or iPhone 7 ? 🔥
– Her : Omg!! 😯😮 , iPhone 7 ☺😊 .. Do You Want To Buy it For Me ? 😍😘
– Me : LOL
– Her : Talk To Me Now 😡
– Me : Lol

Did you know?
A Woman💁 will ask you for Money💰 even though she has it. Women don’t like to Spend their Own Money..

Ladies👭

Don’t be angry when your Boyfriend
acting strange and crazy.
Those people used to drive bricks and
act like they were”Real Cars” wena just chill.😁

The elderly Italian man went to his parish priest and asked if he would hear his confession. “Of course, my son,” said the priest. “Well, Father, at the beginning of World War Two, a beautiful woman knocked on my door and asked me to hide her from the Germans; I hid her in my attic, and they never found her.” “That’s a wonderful thing, my son, and nothing that you need to confess,” said the priest. “It’s worse than that, Father; I was weak, and told her that she had to pay for rent of the attic with her sexual favours,” continued the old man.
“Well, it was a very difficult time, and you took a large risk -you would have suffered terribly at their hands if the Germans had found you hiding her; I know that God, in his wisdom and mercy, will balance the good and the evil, and judge you kindly,” said the priest. “Thanks, Father,” said the old man.
“That’s a load off of my mind. The old man asked, “Do I need to tell her that the war is over?”