There is no privacy in this country anymore.. How can i be pressing my phone in a Taxi and someone from behind will says
“Uncle scroll back,, i did not see that girl’s picture well”😞

Some Girls Are Fine From Far But When You Get Close,
They Are Far From Fine..

A mom visits her son🙂 for dinner who lives with a girl 🙄as a roommate😶. When they were eating, his mother couldn’t help but notice how pretty his roommate was😐. She had long been suspicious of a relationship between the two and this had only made her more curious🤔. Over the course of the evening while watching the two interact😑, she started to wonder if there’s more between him and his roommate.🤨 Reading his mom’s thought, his son volunteered, “I know what you must be thinking😆, but I assure you, we are just roommates💁‍♂️.” About a week later, his roommate came to him saying, “Ever since your mother came to dinner, I’ve been unable to find the silver plate💁‍♀️. You don’t suppose your mother took it, do you😐? He said, “Well I doubt it, but I’ll email her just to be sure😕!”
He sat down and wrote,😆

Dear mom,😊
After your visit me, the silver plate has been missing.🙄 I’m not saying that you did take the silver plate from my house🙂, and I’m not saying that you didn’t take it, but the fact remains that it has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.😶
Love,
Your son.🙂

Several days later, he received an email from his mother which
read:😁

Dear Son,
I’m not saying that you do sleep with your roommate😑, and I’m not saying that you don’t sleep with her✋: but the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her OWN bed, she would have found the silver plate by now, under her pillow.💁‍♀️
Love,
Mom😅

Teacher : Add question tag!
“A girl is naked”
Mbula : Where is she?

Dressing well & smelling nice even when you are broke isn’t fake life.
You must not look like a beggar just because you are broke..!

I said I’ll Pay You At The End Of The Month,
I Didn’t Say Which Month

i Hate How You Are Just Born Out Of No Where And Be Forced To Go To School And Get A Job 😠😡

What if i Wanted To Be A Duck ?

Gents….
A girl doesn’t need to tell you how she feels.
Its written all over the way
she behaves when you are around.

Dudes With Girlfriends Do Better in Exams Than Dudes Who Are Single , Because Dudes With Girlfriends Are Used To Being Asked Questions That Don’t Make Sense And Being Under Pressure …
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Only Few Will Understand

Heartbreak 💔 is wen you see your boyfriend who promised to buy you an iphone8
Dancing at a Roadshow to win a Tshirt