Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔
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Wen is it da right time to ask ur girlfriend to be a
bridesmaid at ur wedding???🤔
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That awkward moment you are playing ‘Spin the bottle’ and it points to your crush and she says “hay Yoh!!, Ngeke (nope can’t be)!!! . . . spin again”…😀
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A teacher asked her students to use the word “beans” in a sentence.
“My father grows beans,” said one girl.
“My mother cooks beans,” said a boy.
A third student spoke up, “We are all human beans
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In 2013 there was a Russian scientist named Povandolakovivi scov kintayionshinkov Why you skiped the name?
I will not complete the story
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When flood comes,
fish eats ants and
when flood recedes,
ants eat fish.
Only time matters.
For making soap,
oil is required.
But to clean oil,
soap is required.
This is the irony of life.
No one is self sufficient.
Everybody needs somebody at any point in time.
Do not despise or treat people any how.
No one knows tomorrow.
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I’m not interested in age. People who tell me their age are silly.
You’re as old as you feel.
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Wife: what are you doing in mobile since long?
Husband: playing BlueWhale chahenge.
Wife: should I prepare your dinner or not?
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You’re no longer broke,
you’re financially humiliated..!
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The first step towards getting somewhere is to decide
that you are not going to stay where you are.
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You have been single from January to
November and as we enter in December
you found love. Bro do not accept, the devil
wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!
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No Women Can Control Me, No Women Can Control Me”….
But Once She Says Go & Lock The Door You Fly Like A Bird
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The youth of
1987 = revolutionary struggle
.
The youth of
2018 = data struggle
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He HoLds mE whEn I sTaRt To CrY
MaKeS mE sMiLe WiTh jUsT hIs EyEs
ShArEs My HoPeS, dReAmS, fEaRs
He WiPeS aWaY aLL mY tEaRs
I LoVe HiM wIth nO rEgReT
I JuSt HaVeN’t FoUnD hIm YeT “
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If I delete your number, you’re basically deleted from my life.
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Y MEN R NOT ALLOWED 2 RUN ADVICE IN LOVE COLUMNS IN MAGAZINES N NEWS PAPERS
Hi uncle Nyaa: “I am a lady aged 26, I left my husband wit de maid n baby @ home n I drove 4 just about 2km from home.
My car engine started 2 overheat, so I had 2 turn back n get another car.
When I got home I found my husband in bed wit our maid, I don know wat 2 do now, pls help me.”
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Uncle Nyaa’s Reply: “Overheating of engine after such a short distance can b caused by problems associated wit de radiator.
U need 2 check oil n water level in ur engine b4 u start ur journey.
U must also make sure ur car is serviced regularly 2 avoid problems in future, hope dis will help!!!
Oh one more thing if it does happen, don go back home, call ur insurance.”
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HOW TO INSPIRE MANNERS IN YOUR CHILDREN.
1. When entering the house greet your children or even hug them. This should help develop their sense of love and self worth.
2. Be good to your neighbours and never backbite. Never speak ill of other drivers when on the road. Your children would listen, absorb and emulate.
3. When calling your parents, encourage your children to speak to them. When visiting your parents take your children with you. The more they see you take care of your parents the more they will learn to take care of you.
4. When driving them to school, don’t always play albums or cds in the car. Rather, tell them some motivational stories yourself. This will have a greater impact – trust me!
5. Read to them a short story and even a scripture a day – it doesn’t take much time, but very impactful in creating strong bonds and wonderful memories.
6. Comb your hair, clean your teeth and wear presentable cloths even if sitting at home and not going out for the day. They need to learn that being clean and tidy has nothing to do with going out!
7. Try not to blame or comment on every word or action they say or do. Learn to overlook and let go sometimes. This certainly builds their self-confidence.
8. Ask your children’s permission before entering their rooms. Don’t just knock and enter, but then wait for a verbal permission. They will learn to do the same when wanting to enter your room.
9. Apologize to your children if you made a mistake. Apologizing teaches them to be humble and polite.
10. Don’t be sarcastic or make fun of their views or feelings, even if you “didn’t mean it” and was “only joking”. It really hurts.
11. Show respect to your children’s privacy. Its important for their sense of value and self-esteem.
12. Don’t expect that they will listen or understand the first time. Don’t take it personal. But be patient and consistent.
13.Pray with them. Show them how to pray. Lead by example.
*Please share with other parents.*God bless you for your time
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