m i the only one who has a whole list of things to download, but as soon as I’m connected to WIFI i forget everything..
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I was in a taxi and there was this muscular and wierd looking guy sitting at the back seat… His phone rings and he answers “yes boss, I’m with him in the same taxi, When he gets off, I’ll shoot him”
Well, we are now at the taxi driver’s house because no one wants to get down.
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{A Married Man’s Prayer}
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Dear God🙏, You Gave Me Childhood, You Took It Away😭 ,
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You Gave Me Youth, You Took I t Away😭.
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You Gave Me A Wife😒, It’s Been Years Now😳..!!
Just Reminding You..!
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Lord please teach me to speak the
right words at the right time with the right tone,
that I may live peaceable with my neighbors..
Amen.
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If you see me talking to myself, walk away Am self-employed
we’re having a staff meeting.
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I do believe that GOD above put me here for you to LOVE. He picked you out among the rest because he know I’d love you best.
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Ronnie : “doctor, my girl has a tendency of talking in her sleep,
what i should i give her?
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Doctor : “just give her an opportunity to talk when she is awake?”
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Please live your lives in such a way that we
are not forced to lie at your funerals.
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I hate saying my name when I’m knocking on the door🚪.😕
I be like “ke nna” 😃
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A man is sitting next to a woman in who’s trying to breast-feed her baby in a bus.
The baby refuses to suck the breast & the mother warns, “If you don’t suck, i shall give it to the uncle next to me”.
The baby still refuses.
After about 20 mins, the woman repeats the ‘threat’.
The man clears his throat & says,
“Look, madam, you better make up your mind. I was supposed to get off six bus-stops ago…
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God made everything that has life,
rest everything is made in China 😎
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Never misuse the one who likes u.
Never say busy to the one who needs u.
Never cheat the one who really trust u.
Never forget the one.
Who always remember u.
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jacob what is a country next to USA
jacob quickly answers USB
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Keep smiling, it makes people wonder what you’re up to
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I swear some people say ” YELLOW ”
When they answer their Cell Phones
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• Apologize when you’re wrong.😓
Be silent when you’re right.
Ask if you’re not sure.
Admit it when you make a mistake.
Forgive when you’re wronged.
You’ll have a wonderful relationship…
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