Im so loyal to my girlfriend i see other girls as my brothers

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Just yesterday on Nat Geo Wild, it was announced that a very dangerous snake had just been discovered. Scientists claim that the snake is an enhanced specie of the reptile family. According to Nat Geo Wild, the snake increases 0.5 cm in length every time it feeds and it feeds every 30 seconds or less. This particular snake cannot be killed or harmed by weapon it dies only when it bites itself. Surprising huh? Scientists claim that’s the only way it can be killed but researches are still ongoing to discover new ways this snake can be killed. This is the most poisonous and deadliest snake ever recorded in the history of man. This snake can only be found in Nokia 3310 mobile phone under game option, Snake Xenzia Thanks for carefully and patiently reading this through

The Day You Will Be Looking For A Job And Find The HR is Your Ex , is The Day You Will Know Why Mathematics Always Tells Us To Find The Value Of X !!

Thami was in jail receives a letter from his wife “Dear Thami, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to plant them??”. Thami knowing that the prison guard read all mails, replies:, “My wife, whatever you do, do not touch the back garden that is where I hid all the money..”.A week or so later, he receives another letter from his wife “Dear husband, you wouldn’t believe what happened, some men came with shovels to the house and dug up the back garden..” Thami writes back: “My wife,those were my servants I sent to prepare the land for you, now is the best time to plant the lettuce.”

Being ugly is not easy…
Sometimes when you’re looking at yourself in the mirror
you end up saying: “maybe it’s not me”

One day, three girls went swimming in a nearby dam. They undressed and went on with their business.
Twenty minutes later,Skebhe came and stood next to where they left their clothes.
The girls said, “what you doing here, if You are here to see our private part you wasting your time, because we won’t come out until you leave
Skebhe replied, Im here to warn you fools, before the crocodile bite you all
The girls jumped out of the water!
Skebhe : yah Bosso who’s watching your private parts now, you idiots

Stop Answering Calls at the funeral…
someone Yesterday Said “Im at death”

Feelings are just like Visitors they
Come and Go.