Just imagine How The Ladies Who Dumped BILL GATE
When He Was Upcoming Would Feel Now ..
Ladies Be Careful Not To Make Similar Mistake With Me
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A little boy is in school working on his arithmetic. The teacher says, “Imagine there are 5 black birds sitting on a fence. You pick up your BB gun and shoot one. How many blackbirds are left?” The little boy thinks for a moment and says, “NONE!” The teacher replies, “None, how do you figure that?” The little boy says, “if I shoot one, all the other birds will fly away scared, leaving none on the fence.” The teacher replies, “Hmm, not exactly, but I do like the way you think!” The little boy then says, “Teacher, let me ask you a question. There are 3 women sitting on a park bench eating ice cream cones. One is licking her cone, another is biting it and the third one is sucking it. How can you tell which one of the women is married?” The teacher ponders the question uncomfortably and then finally replies, “Well, I guess the one sucking her cone.” To which the little boy replies, “Actually, its the one with the wedding ring, but I do like the way YOU think!”
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𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪
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Motivating when you are no longer have courage
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I Just Killed A Black Cat So What Else Can I Do To Make A Peanut Butter 😌
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After a kiss she said…..Babe you have left a bubble gum
in my mouth and then he responded…
babe its not a bubble gum…i hv flu
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Once I get you,
I don’t plan on losing you
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Whiskey in ice, Sunset and Vine..,
You’ve ruined my life, by not being mine..
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If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message
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Relax and take a deep breath. You will graduate. You will find a job. You will fall in love again. It’s only a matter of time before things fall into place. For now you just have to keep focusing on yourself and have faith that these things will happen at the right moment and at the right time.
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Keeping a low profile is the best,
that’s why up until now nobody knows that
Rihanna nd Beyonce are my ex’s….
Haters will say I’m lying
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Most Of People Ask Themselves Why I like To Post On Facebook, Posting Is Better Than Inboxing Some People’s Gf And Ask Them Nudes..!
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Married women should stop posting beautiful pictures of themselves,
why advertise goods that are no longer in stock?
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I told my sister to stop dating broke guys
And she told me if that’s what all brother
were saying to their sisters
I would be single too
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Sometimes people forget to be themselves
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those who buy thier kids toy motorbike please tell me
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.who’s baby u expect to push your kid????
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