FATHER AND SON
A man followed his son to his
school’s end of the year party.
He saw other pupils being
awarded gifts for their
performance. His son did not
collect any.
MAN: God! Why do you give me
this kind of son? Are these not
children too? At least, they belong
to a parent too. Who will not be
happy to see his child perform
well like this?
The son heard this and was sad.
When they end the program they
walked out and wait for an Taxi
or Bus, while others are going
directly to their different cars.
SON: God! Why have you given me
this kind of father? Are these not
someone’s father, too. Who will
his father have an Air Conditioned
Jeep and will not be happy? See,
see them as they are enjoying!
The man heard this and gave the
son a dirty slap
MAN: silly boy, , dont you know
that if you study hard now, you
will buy a Jeep too?
SON: Dad, that means you did not
study hard when you are young.
Thats why you dont have car..
Hubby says “I fancy kinky ***, can I c*m in your ear?” Wife says “No I might gone deaf” Hubby says “but for the past 20 years I’ve c*ming in your mouth but you’re still f**king talking”
A boy asks his father, “Dad, are bugs good to eat?” “That’s disgusting. Don’t talk about things like that over dinner,” the dad replies. After dinner the father asks, “Now, son, what did you want to ask me?” “Oh, nothing,” the boy says. “There was a bug in your soup, but now it’s gone.”
No one really cares about you, no one really understands what you’re going through, or what hurts you.. No one does or want to be with you forever as they say, they’re all fake and they’re all with you when they need you, and then in a moment of shit they leave you.. You’ll find yourself alone, so lonely that you can’t hear any voice except the voice of your noisy thoughts.. You’ll figure out that it’d be better to never trust someone, never open up to them, to never let them know your weakness, keep them out of your shitty world, suffer, feel the pain, heal your own wounds, survive, alone .. “What doesn’t kill you makes you stronger
Before King Ahmed of Ottoman went to war,
he locked his wife (the beautiful Queen) in a
private room and gave the key to his best
friend Mousa and said: “If I’m not back in
four days, open the room and she’s yours …
”
He climbed on his horse and gallops off
towards the battlefield. Half an hour later,
the King noticed a cloud of dust behind him.
He stopped and saw his friend galloping
very fast towards him.
“What’s wrong ?” Asked the King. Out of
breath, his friend Mousa responded: “You
gave me the wrong key”
What????
can you imagine
He didn’t even wait for the said 4days
before trying the keys
Be careful, “that’s what some friends are
for”
If you want to make your life comfortable
Then make each n every complex thing
simple .
That’s all ur small thought may be big
And sometime big thought comes as
Small.
Just observe everything and live easy life
Everything can be made as simple.
