The girl who refused to show me her breast🙈🙊🙈🙊 in secondary school has sat next to me in a bus Continue Reading..

*Black parents will compare you with other kids* _But when you compare them with other parents._ *Hehehehe my friend you Continue Reading..

Someone told me “you look funny wearing that belt”,,, hmm! I said, “I will look even funniest not wearing it”.

Most guys are single because they refuse to answer this question; “How did you get my number?”

You are so stupid if you think your best friend doesn’t gossip about you

lets clap hands and celebrate short people finaly made it to 2019

Before I die I’m going eat a whole bag of popcorn seeds… The cremation will be epic!

A man calls a radio show during dedication time. Man:am calling to report abt a lost n found item. Presenter:Go Continue Reading..