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To lie is not a sin.
Because a sin is salt
And to lie is bridge.

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Santa At Railway Station To Other People: “Did Anyone Lose Money Wrapped In A Rubber Band?”

One Said: “Yes I Did”

Santa: “Well, It’s Your Lucky Day, I Found The Rubberband“

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Dating a slender is big problem,
Yesterday we had an argument that she ended up
sleeping on Ironing board*

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William Sexfear’s One Good Way To Reduce Alcohol Consumption

Before Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Sad

After Marriage – Drink Whenever You Are Happy

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Black people will ask you to hotspot them and when you do they show you a video on INSTAGRAM, expecting you to laugh

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Put on my wig, false nails, false
eyelashes, bit of Botox and
Silicone here and there,
I’m looking for a Real man.

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Life is so beautiful but without you
my life is so pain full.
i miss you…

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Every Girl is beautiful…
sometimes it just takes the right amount of alcohol to see it.

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If you treat me well I will treat you well but If you treated me like a Game
then I will show U exactly how its played…

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Dating one girl is too risky,
what if she dies before you marry. I won’t take that risk

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After 2 missed calls
Whites:Hey Bbe call me bck when you get this.love you
Blacks:Have a nice life

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*When I was small, they told me that if I laugh at people’s conditions, I will be like them in future!*
*All my life, I have been laughing at Obama 50 cents , Tigerwoods , Bill Gates nd Donald Trump but am yet to see any changes in me!*
*Or am I not laughing enough?*

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W A R N I N G
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Please share this important warning with all your circles if you truly care.
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Drinking and driving is extremely dangerous. Last night evening, a friend of mine while drinking and driving, put his arm out of the window to indicate that he was turning right and someone grabbed his beer and ran away

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Don’t fall in love with pictures you see on
social media, body odour don’t appear in
social media

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