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if you think people are offine, then Try posting your nudes You won’t even know what time your grandma Logged Continue Reading..

I’ve started receiving texts mostly from ladies like: “Its being a while” “I Missed you so much”. “You’re so sweet Continue Reading..

Lady: Do you smoke? Guy: Yes I do. Lady: How many packs a day? Guy: Three. Lady: How much per Continue Reading..

Him: bro can you stop following my girlfriend? Me: say please

I have never seen a Pregnant Chinese Woman……Have you?

My boyfriend lost his job yesterday. Should I run away now or wait a bit

When you’re Single you don’t even Care when your Battery🔋 is low..! ☝