The only time where you’ll see a person
who has a gold/silver tooth closing their
mouth, is during a thunderstorm

in a court of law:
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Magistrate: Why did you hit your husband by a chair?
Accused Lady: Because I couldn’t lift the table.

Today Is National “Animal Day” Please Take A Moment To
Remember Your Ex!!

TWO BOYS stole a big bag of oranges from neighbor & decided to go to a quit place to share the lot equally. once of them suggested the nearby cemetery as they were jumping over the gate 2 anter the cemetery , two oranges fell out of the big bag but they did’nt bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag few minutes leter , a drunkard on his way from a bar , passed near the cemetery gate & heard a voice saying :” one for me, one 4 u …..one 4 me, one 4 u ……..he immediately sobered up & run as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest ……………………… ” father , pls come with me. witness God & satan sharing the dead at the cemetery” they both back run 2 the cemetery gate & the voice continued ;:” one 4 me , one 4 u…….. one for me ,one for u …….. suddenly ,the voice stopped counting & said “WHAT ABOUT THE TWO AT THE GATE ?” you should have seen the marathon that followed wah ! ! ! the priest almost ran past the church gate shouting .” we a not dead yet ooohh ! ! ! !………. now u ‘re laughing………… don’t be selfish , send it to your friends put a smile on someone ‘s face ..

Dear Boyfriends
We don’t need KFC , pizza , Nandos , flowers , perfume, chocolates , and we also don’t
want iPads, iPhone and blackberry’s this valentines day!!
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Just come and say Hi to our parents and begin with the LOBOLA negotiations
Finish and klaar!!
Regards Girlfriends Association Of South Africa (GAOSA)

Dear Girlfriend
Please take note that on the 30th of November, all relationships are closing due to December shutdown.
The South African Boyfriend Association would like to thank all ladies that took part in dating,
we strongly apologise for any inconvenience.

If he comes back from work and sits in his car for a while.
Sister, his deleting the messages…
Yes, your rival’s messages..👌

My wife got stung by a bee on the
forehead.
She’s at the doctor’s now,
her face all swollen and bruised,
she almost died.
Luckily I was close enough to hit the bee
with my shovel.

Niggas with no beards should have a
meeting and discuss their gender

Girl Is Going Into The Operation Theater For Her Heart Surgery.

She Holds Her Boyfriend’s Hand Tight & Said,

Girl: “I am Having Heart Surgery Today.”

Boy: “Yes I Know, Don’t Worry Baby.”

Girl: “I Love You.”

Boy: “I Love You The Most.”

After The Surgery, Girl Wakes Up And The Only One Next To Her Is Her Father.

Girl: “Where Is He?”

Father (Surprised): “Don’t You Know Who Gave You That Heart?”

Girl: “OMG, What? Noooooo (Starts Crying)”

Father: “I Am Just Kidding, He Went To The Toilet.“

Wedding Day Confession”
Hubby: My dear, I Slept With Many Pro*titutes!
Wife: l Said it! Your Face Looks Familiar!
Husband Fainted!