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My sister, if you like him, just walk up to him and say it…
Stop trying to send signals, you are not a TV Antenna

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” I’m Sorry But You’re Not My Type ”
Am i Not Your “Type” ? Or i Just Don’t
Have Money ?
Be Specific Sisi

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If someone didn’t attend your funeral,
would you attend theirs?

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If your name is Lucky just know that you escaped Abortion..

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What is confusion 😖❓
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Confusion is when you steal meat 🍗 from the pot🥘, and you forget whether the spoon 🥄 was on top or inside the pot..

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When A Couple Post A Picture :
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-White Girls : Sorry To Say This but This Guy Is My Crush & I Truelly Wannna Date Him Too 🙁 … Sorry
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-Black Girls : My People

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There were 3 boys : someone, nobody and madman
One day somebody killed nobody and madman called
The police and said I am madman speaking ,somebody killed no body so come here.

HA HA HA!

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When I first met you, I thought that you might be something that I was going to call home. And I was right.

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The teacher asked Sam “Sam how many days are there in a week?
Sam – Ten.
Teacher – How so?
Sam – Monday , Tuesday , Wednesday , Thursday , Friday, Saturday , Sunday , Yesterday , Today and Tomorrow”

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Amazing Calendar
*(2018)*
01-01-2018 Sunday
02-02-2018 Sunday
03-03-2018 Sunday
04-04-2018 Sunday
05-05-2018 Sunday
06-06-2018 Sunday
07-07-2018 Sunday
08-08-2018 Sunday
09-09-2018 Sunday
10-10-2018 Sunday
11-11-2018 Sunday
12-12-2018 Sunday
Interesting….

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You Know An African is About To Finish Bathing
When You Hear Them Blowing Out Their Nose 👃
Loudly Like “Mfffffffeeeeerrr 😤 Mfffffffeeeeerrr

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Nxa This Morning My Girlfriend Was So Sick So That I Had To Carry Her To The Kitchen To Make A Breakfast For Me…
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Get well soon my love..

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You should be a light for other people. Live so that they will see the good things you do and will praise your father in heaven. Matt. 5:16

You want to make a difference in your world? Live a holy life

Be faithful to your spouse.

Be the one at the office who refuses to cheat.

Be the neighbor who acts neighborly.

Be the employee who does the work and does’nt complain.

Pay your bills.

Do your part and enjoy life.

Don’t speak one message and live another.

People are watching the way we act more than they are listening to what we say. Have a lovely day bo babe You know exactly that am crazy about you😍💕💞💖.

May our Heavenly Father help you to fulfill your dreams

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This is a love letter from a boy to a girl…
However, the girl’s father does not like him and want them stop their relationship… And hence… The boy wrote this letter to the girl.. He knows that the girl’s father will definitely read this letter…

1 “The great love that I have for you
2 is gone, and I find my dislike for you
3 grows every day.When I see you,
4 I do not even like your face;
5 the one thing that I want to do is to
6 look at other girls. I never wanted to
7 marry you. Our last conversation
8 was very boring and has not
9 made me look forward to seeing you again.
10 You think only of yourself.
11 If we were married,I know that I would find
12 life very difficult and I would have no
13 pleasure in living with you. I have a heart
14 to give, but it is not something that
15 I want to give to you. No one is more
16 foolish and selfish than you, and you are not
17 able to care for me and help me.
18 I sincerely want you to understand that
19 I speak the truth.You will do me a favor
20 if you think this is the end. Do not try
21 to answer this. Your letters are full of
22 things that do not interest me. You have no
23 true love for me.Good-bye! Believe me,
24 I do not care for you.Please do not think that
25 I am still your boyfriend.”So bad!!

However, before handing over the letter to the girl, the boy told
the girl to
“READ BETWEEN THE LINES”, meaning – only read Lines
1.3.5.7.9.11.13.15.17.19.21.23 .25.

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Be the person you wish someone else would be for you. Get up early so you can go get your coffee from your favourite coffee shop on your way to work. Pick yourself back up when you fall down. Be soft and guide yourself out of the dark places you fall into within your mind. Stop waiting for someone else to come into your life before you start living it. Stop assuming that being single is a storm that you have to wait out until someone comes along to pull you out of it. Get to know yourself. Learn to enjoy spending time by yourself. Be so in love with the life you have made for yourself, so that when someone does come along, you’ll have no doubts about whether you’re in love with them or in love with the idea of not being alone. Because being alone won’t frighten you anymore. Because you’ll know that being alone will be better than being with the wrong person. Because you’ll have learned that being alone will help you choose the person who’s right for your heart. And after everything you’ve overcome, that’s what you deserve.”

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*RELATIONSHIPS IN 2020*
Boy: babe Are you coming or I can call
Refiloe.
Girl: sorry sweetheart, I can’t today I will
go and see Rainbow .He got paid today.

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