Wemen are the most faithful creatures ,
they
dont cheat ,they don’t lie , they are
trustworthy.
Remember I said We Men.
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“I Need Space” means: “I’m trying to find your Replacement but if I don’t I will be back..”
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Don’t be Fooled..!
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My roommate’s parents were here today
so before they left they gave us R500 and
said we are going to see what we will buy.
So my roomate doesn’t want to give me my R250
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Sometimes people ask stupid questions like
:two people living in a house
Her: is this your shirt?
Him: ofcouse if it not yours then it mine.
Her: why is it on the floor?
Him: I dropped it by mistake.
Her: then who is going to pick it?
Him: if not you it me.
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Any Woman cheating on her man this year,
may catch fire , break a leg, loose your
front teeth and be struck by lightning.
Any man cheating on his woman, May we
be forgiven and shown the light, for we do
not know what we do.
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If you think ladies are weak……
try to undress her when she is wearing a toned underwear…….!
My brother you will see world war 3💪
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Don’t prioritize your friends over your family.
Friends come and go but your family will be with you
even when you’ve fallen.
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Most people hate this subject 😡😡😡 but one thing people fail to realise is that anything you find difficult in your life make that thing your favorite thing the subject that people hates most is Mathematics so make Mathematics your favourite subject in your life believe me you will be expert on It😁😁😁
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Those people that greet u
and hold onto your hand..
what the plan?…
you want to take my hand with u?
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Attention is the rarest and purest form of generosity.
Simone Weil
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Telling the truth making someone cry is better
than telling a lie making someone smile
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among all the periods in my life, I
love the one you were in
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Being a first born is not easy….
Automatically u become a deputy parent
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Are you happy with your voice when
you hear it from the voice note?
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Today I was so bored, I saw an ant in my kitchen and I placed few sugar cubes in front of it, It had some and went to tell it’s friends and I quickly hid the sugar cubes because I wanted them to think it is a liar. It came back with the whole army of ants and now they are fighting.
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Life is like Adidas and Nike,
“Nothing is impossible” so “Just Do It”
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