The best TIME on EARTH is the TIME that you SPEND with someone’s WIFE.
Of course your mother, who is your father’s WIFE.
What were you thinking, may GOD deliver you.
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There are 6 types of men in South African
1. Tsonga men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their wife more .
2. Pedi men
They have 1 wife and 1 girlfriend but they love their girlfriend more.
3. Xhosa Men
They have 1 wife and 4 girlfriends but they love Alcohol most.
4. Venda Men
They have 1 wife and 2 girlfriends, but they love their daughters most.
5.Sotho Men
They have 1 wife and 3 girlfriends but they love their neighbors wives.(especially Ndebele Men)
And the best one. —
6. Zulu Men
They have 4 wives and 1 girlfriend. But they love their cattle most.
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Starting from today💔💔
I don’t give a damn when it come to a girl 😂😂😂
I know tht Valentine’s is around the corner
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I will hand over my whole salary to the person
who will tell me why the letter
“W” starts with a letter “D”.
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They Says!.
Bad decisions make good stories
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Dear Parents👱👲👵👸👰👷👮
I wish you could see us how happy we are when we are in clubs
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Good relationships don’t just happen.
They take time,patience, and two people who truly want to be together
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Have you noticed???
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Nobody Drinks Alcohol🍺
Faster Than Someone Who Didn’t Pay for it!!
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Ask your girlfriend to send you the text/photo you sent her yesterday… If she says I deleted it..
Deport
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I don’t know who need to hear this but one day you’ll forget to delete the chat and you’ll be caught
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{DID YOU KNOW??}
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1. 84% of people remain quiet even when
they really want to say something in order
to avoid an argument with someone they
care about.
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2. Psychology Says, Sometimes those who don’t socialize much aren’t actually anti-social, they just have no tolerance for drama and fake people.
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3. Lifehack: Accidentally text the wrong
person? Immediately put your phone on
airplane mode and once it fails to deliver,
delete the message.
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4. Relationship experts say romance novels are bad because they give women
unreasonable expectations.
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5. Before going to bed, 93% people count
that how many hours of sleep they’re going to get.
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6. It takes 2 to 4 years to completely get to know someone. Those waiting this long to marry have less chance of divorce.
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7. Psychology says, people will never
understand the decisions you make, unless they have experienced how hard it is to be in your place.
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8. Cheating is directly linked to lack of
intelligence, insecurity, low self esteem and an overall sense of intelligence, insecurity, low self esteem and an overall sense of unhappiness with one’s own life.
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It’s not that I don’t have the money to buy IPHONE X.😏it’s just that they don’t have the colour I want. Cockroach Brown, mixed with pepper soup blur…
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Our government is getting smart n smart daily:
Next year we are going to pay the following license…phone ,drinking ,fridge , radio , facebook license😅😆😂😅😂
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Me: How ar u dear
Her: I’m okay
Me: Hope u r having a cool night
Her: Yes
Me: what’s ur best colour
Her: Stop asking questions which makes no sense……..ask reasonable intellectual questions….OK
Me: How many moles of sulphuric acid is needed to neutralize 5ml of sodium carbonate and also to neutralize 5 volume of sulfatate
Her: My best colour is yellow…
And u??
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I would like to apologize on my offensive jokes especially on people with gaps in their mouth..”I’m thory thumtimes I’m fery sthupid”..!
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Women who fall in love with rich married men or only date men who drive nice cars must never criticize prostitutes; they are in the same profession. The only difference is that they work in the private sector while prostitutes are in the public sector!
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