If You Listen👂Closely To A XHOSA Lady Laughing😂,
You’ll Hear “I just want your money”🤦 in-between her laughter..!

A guy posted a phrase that says, “It stretches like socks”. 😂 😂 😂
.
Then her ex girlfriend commented, “Do you mean your foreskin ?”

We all have a gay cousin in our families…
if u dont have a gay cousin in ur family,
then u are the gay cousin in the family.

Her: bbe where are you?

Me: I am at taxi rank waiting for the taxi.

Her: make it fast bbe I missed you.

Me: ohk bbe I’ll wait little bit faster.

My girlfriend has trust issues
–
Her: where are you?
–
Me: in a taxi
–
Her: give the taxi driver the phone

When Nelson Mandela was studying law at the University, a white professor, whose last name was Peters, disliked him intensely.

One day, Mr. Peters was having lunch at the dining room when Mandela came along with his tray & sat next to the professor.

The professor said,
“Mr Mandela, you do not understand, a pig & a bird do not sit together to eat”

Mandela looked at him as a parent would a rude child & calmly replied,
*”You do not worry professor. I’ll fly away,”*
& he went & sat at another table.

Mr. Peters, reddened with rage, decided to take revenge.

The next day in class he posed the following question:
“Mr. Mandela, if you were walking down the street & found a package, & within was a bag of wisdom & another bag with money, which one would you take ?”

Without hesitating, Mandela responded, “The one with the money, of course.”

Mr. Peters , smiling sarcastically said,
“I, in your place, would have taken the wisdom.”

Nelson Mandela shrugged & responded, *”Each one takes what he doesn’t have.”*

Mr. Peters, by this time was about to throw a fit, seething with fury. So great was his anger that he wrote on Nelson Mandela’s exam sheet the word *”IDIOT”*
& gave it to the future struggle icon.

Mandela took the exam sheet & sat down at his desk trying very hard to remain calm while he contemplated his next move.

A few minutes later, Nelson Mandela got up, walked up to the professor & told him in a dignified polite tone,

“Mr. Peters, *you signed your name on the sheet*, but you forgot to give me my grade.”

😂😄😆😩

Don’t mess with intelligent people….pass it on to your intellectual friends….

Behind Every Successful Hangover
There’s A Promise Of Never Drinking Again

What I if told you that…

You read the first line wrong?

You Can Talk As Much Bad As You Can About The Beautiful Girls Slaying On Facebook But Don’t Forget🙋 We Know That Deep Down You Want To Be A Slay Queen Too.
But Your Looks Are Beyond Your Control. Sorry My Sister

Why pay R250 to see snakes ko di Zoo ?
–
–
when you can just attend a family gathering and see all kinds for free