Before you get serious with a girl ,
take her to the club to see how many guys know her .
*If the bouncer hugs her , run away my brother*
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Her : bbe I Think um pregnant
Me : keep on thinking Tell me when you are pregnant.
Then she slap me whaT I have done can anyone Tell me !
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A Boy Was Driving A Car.
A Girl On Scooty Overtook Him.
Boy Shouted: “Hey Buffalo”
Girl Turned Back & Shouted: “You Donkey, Idiot, Stupid Monkey”
Suddenly She Had An Accident She Was Hit By A Buffalo Crossing The Road.
Moral: Girls Never Understand What A Boy Wants To Say.
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On my first year I met this other beautiful Christian girl dressed up in a very short dress.
Nerio: Hi my name is NeRio, do you mind if I walk you down to your room?
Her: No Dear , I don’t mind at all !!!! 😘 😘. Please do me the honour.
I was so excited that I met a phenomenal girl. When I got to her place, I hugged her and she felt my “D” jumping, kicking off so she smiled and laughed at me then she softly said to me “Matthew 7 verse 7”
I deeply paused, my “D” turned off immediately. I was so damn embarrassed and she noticed I was embarrassed so she said, don’t stress about what just happened, a thing like that happens when a boy is with a girl but you should really go read your Bible. She looked very disappointed in me when she said that.
I walked to my place very slow and disappointed. When I got there I put a pot on the stove to cook my evening meal and I sadly opened my bible, paged it.
Matthew 7 verse 7 “Ask and it will be given to you”
I kicked off that pot with a boiling water and burned my foot. 😔 😔 😔 😔 😔 Damn I tell you guys, it’s important to read a bible sometimes
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Beauty doesn’t last forever but a beautiful personality does.
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Im in a taxi and the girl next to me is
texting her friend about how there’s an annoying guy
looking at her phone😅…
Luckily its not me
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You should be a light for other people. Live so that they will see the good things you do and will praise your father in heaven. Matt. 5:16
You want to make a difference in your world? Live a holy life
Be faithful to your spouse.
Be the one at the office who refuses to cheat.
Be the neighbor who acts neighborly.
Be the employee who does the work and does’nt complain.
Pay your bills.
Do your part and enjoy life.
Don’t speak one message and live another.
People are watching the way we act more than they are listening to what we say. Have a lovely day bo babe You know exactly that am crazy about you😍💕💞💖.
May our Heavenly Father help you to fulfill your dreams
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Life is about moving on, accepting changes and
looking forward to what makes you stronger
and more complete
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A teacher said to her class, “Right, I am holding something under the desk and I want you to guess it. It’s round and red” Calvin’s hand shot up, above anyone else but he was ignored.
“It’s a plum miss,” said Nthabi.
“No, it’s an apple, but I like your thinking. The next one is oval shaped and green.”
The teacher ignored Calvin again and Mandla said , “It’s a kiwi miss.”
“No, its a guava, but I like your thinking.”
Calvin then said, “I got one miss, it’s stiff, about 2 inches long and with a red head.”
“Calvin, that’s disgusting!” Shouted the teacher.
“No, it’s a match stick, but l like your thinking.” Said Calvin.
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Apologizes are not about saying it,
it’s about not making the same mistake
over and over again.
You can tell if a person is truly sorry
if they stop doing the things
they apologized for
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If I had just one hour left to live
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I’d spend it in math class.
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.it never ends.
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*I’m not saying l hate my ex,l’m only saying that if l find her in the hospital
on life support machine
l will unplug the machine and charge my phone.
I jus hate low batteries*
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It’s hard to miss someone especially when you know that they won’t come back, ever again. 💔
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I cant Love Single People baba,
I Dont Want To Be Single” Forever
I Love Those Who Are Married
And Those Who Are Engaged
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You’re 18yrs old and you’re dating an 80yrs old man and you call him “baby”..
My sister he is supposed to be your ancestor.
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Love isn’t always perfect. It isn’t a fairytale or a storybook. And it doesn’t always come easy. Love is overcoming obstacles, facing challenges, fighting to be together, holding on & never letting go.
💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤💛❤
It is a short word, easy to spell, difficult to define, & impossible to live without. Love is work, but most of all, Love is realizing that every hour, every minute, & every second was worth it because you did it together.
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