*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!
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*Lion is not the most dangerous Animal on Earth*
*🤵 Samson killed lion*
*👩 Woman killed Samson*
*…what else do you want to know?!
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You can’t be born in February
And be
Normal even the month is not
Complete…
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As long as I am not dead
I’ll. .not sleep
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What Happens When
The Elephant Sat On
The Mercedes Car … ???
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Everyone Knows
‘The Mercedes bends’
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black people when you tell them that someone died yesterday
they be aah mus i was with them last week
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And you post home alone and you see
the community thief react with wow
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A New Born Baby Ask To Nurse: “Can I Use Your Mobile Phone?”
Nurse: “Why?”
Baby: “Actually I Want To Tell The God I Am Land Safely To The Earth, Now Arrange A Girlfriend For Me And Dont Forget To SMS Me Her Address“
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You haven’t moved on if you still remember your EX name.
Thank God I don’t remember Cynthia.
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If you share this post,
Your crush will send you a message
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Trust, Respect and Communication are the foundation of a healthy relationship..💖
☆➿★
2⃣Don’t change yourself. Find someone who loves you just the way you are, NOT someone who wants you to be who they want you to be..💝
★➿☆
3⃣If you are still going back to the one who hurts you, who breaks you, remember it’s not love, it’s the addiction of a lost feeling
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Xhosa People Will insult You
While Giving You A Compliment
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DID YOU KNOW THE VIRUSES THAT KILL MARRIAGES?
· Laziness kills marriage
· Suspicion kills marriage
· Lack of trust kills marriage
· Lack of mutual respect kills marriage
· Unforgiveness kills marriage (Forgiveness is not optional but mandatory)
· Arguments kill marriage
· Keeping secrets from your spouse kills marriage
· Every form of infidelity kills marriage (financial, emotional, psychological, material, etc)
· Poor communication kills marriage
. Lies easily kill marriage, (be sincere to your spouse in every aspect).
· Relating more with your parents than your spouse kills marriage
· Nagging kills marriage
· Too much talk and careless talk kills marriage
· Spending less or little time with your spouse kills marriage
· Being too independent minded kills marriage
· Love for party, money and spending/partying kills marriage
· Exposing the inadequacies of your spouse to your parents or siblings or friends kills marriage
· Not being steadfast/fervent in the spirit kills not only marriage but your life
· Spurning correction and reprimand kills marriage.
· Always wearing a sad face and being moody kills marriage.
· FEMINISM ADVOCACY kills marriage.
· Uncontrolled or hot temperament kills marriage.
· Not understanding your role and position in marriage as instituted by God kills marriage.
· Not being sensitive to the spiritual, emotional and physical needs of your spouse kills marriage
· When anything threatens the position/security of a wife, her reaction(s) will be detrimental to her marriage.
· Lack of knowledge of the Word of God kills marriage.
Please, save a marriage today by sharing this.
May God bring healing to every troubled home and family.
Amen.
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You text her on 20:00
She respond @ 20:02
What she was doing at 20:01??
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If you are dating a short guy and he cheats,
put his phone on top of the fridge until he behaves..
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Have a horrible day without water in ur bathroom,
while soap in ur eyes.
Oh!sorry, dis msg is not 4 u.
Its only 4 those who do not take bath everyday…
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American guy’s wallet:
Dollar bills, ID card and ATM Cards
Zimbabwean guy’s wallet:
3 Condoms, Expired ATM Cards, Voters’ Card, National ID, Shoprite Receipts, Toothpicks, Old kwacha currency etc…
American Lady’s handbag:
Money, Chocolate, ATM card , Apartment keys.
Zimbabwean Lady’s handbag:
Comb, dress, makeup kit, mirror, small pin charger, roll of toilet paper, coins, wrapper , and a Mosquito net.
True or False?
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