Imagine Dating A Girl Who Cooks Rice Without Counting It…
Big TurnOff!!!

Somebody kidnap cassper and force him to quit rap😫😫😫

– Ladies Go Through Hell On Earth 🙆 , Just imagine Sleeping Next To A Broke Guy Who Has An Audacity To Snore Like He Had A Long Day At Work!!

Being a Girl it’s tough you can’t even VOMIT
in peace without people Accusing you of being pregnant

Until you’re legally married.
don’t live with a man, visit and go back home
so others can visit too!

*I’ve not eaten the whole day because I
had no money – fortunately I met my
pastor and asked him for some money at
least,2 bond for sadza and mazondo. The
pastor prayed for me instead, and told me
God will make a way. He added he would
have given if he had. As he removed his
handkerchief while he was going, his R50
dropped and he didn’t notice. Should I give
the money back to the pastor or it’s God
who made A WAY?* *Please post your
answer.Thanks.*

Being known by her family is nothing .I
want my picture in their dining room
written “Our Son In-Law”

Most of you don’t have haters.
You just have people telling you the truth that you don’t want to hear!

A four year old baby asks his aunt, why don’t you have any baby?
Aunt replies: the airplane hasn’t brought me one.
Child: no wonder you don’t have a baby, you still believe in that shit of airplanes?

I hate that friend who tell us to leave at a funeral
before eating

Stolen Meat Has it’s Own Special Taste 🍖🍗 ,
it’s Always Sweeter Than The Ones Offered Freely