Black parents will let u freeze in bed with one blanket coz the other blankets are for visitors.

If you take her phone and she doesn’t react, marry her next weekend my brother. They are only 3 in Continue Reading..

You’ll be surprised by how many arguments women have won just by Crying..

Not every girls with big eyes are beautiful, some of them look like a shocked frog!!!

JOKE OF THE DAY *There are five friends named* *Somebody*, *nobody,* *mad, stupid and fool* *Somebody and nobody were fighting* Continue Reading..

Somewhere out there, your girlfriend is telling a GTI guy that you passed away last year

Doctor: Can I help you patient: yes doctor. I have a really bad memory. doctor: how bad is it? patient: Continue Reading..

If I say you’re beautiful don’t say “Really?” Coz I can’t lie twice.