Thief: who is the son of God? 🔫
Congregation:goes 😐🤐🤐🤐.
Thief: who is the son of God,oh else I’ll shoot all of you?.
Mr Brown: ask the Pastor,he always said I am the child of God.
Pastor: uyanya I don’t know God or Jesus,I never been to heaven
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*inbox*
Her: Babe I’m pregnant
Him: I can’t hear you, there’s noise here
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You may have ten car’s but you can only go out with one.
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Guys There are people who are
selling fake airtime so before you recharge
just send me the voucher i got a machine
which tells whether the airtime is fake or
not
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1⃣. Eliminate the word “maybe” and you will.❤
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2⃣. ASK YOURSELF NOW -“What’s the BIG excuse I feed myself every day to shield my ego from the fact that I’m not yet where I want to be?”💛
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3⃣. If you don’t go after what you want in life, it won’t fall into your lap. You need to go out and make it happen! Don’t let your fear become more important than your future.💚
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4⃣. You’ve got to get up and make a move because the world will never see you until you do.💙
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A guy posted a phrase that says, “It stretches like socks”. 😂 😂 😂
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Then her ex girlfriend commented, “Do you mean your foreskin ?”
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Valentine’s Day Is Only For Normal Height Couples….
Short Couples Should Wait For Children’s Day….
We Hate Confusions
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Some of the relationships are just lessons
don’t take them serious..!
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BYE BYE FIREWORKS
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HELLO HOMEWORKS😋
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Name a lie your ex said.??
“I love you today, tomorrow and forever.”
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Car owners , let’s confuse them with car parts
Me: overtake 😄
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*I’ve not eaten the whole day because I
had no money – fortunately I met my
pastor and asked him for some money at
least,2 bond for sadza and mazondo. The
pastor prayed for me instead, and told me
God will make a way. He added he would
have given if he had. As he removed his
handkerchief while he was going, his R50
dropped and he didn’t notice. Should I give
the money back to the pastor or it’s God
who made A WAY?* *Please post your
answer.Thanks.*
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Who said beggars can’t be choosers…
So many girls to beg 4 their love buh I still Chose you!!!
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A man suddenly fall on a slippery floor
when he was angry lmmediately he stood up,
he started laughing loudly.hahahaha…. fake laugh.
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I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her
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Rainbow (husband): Honey, I got hit by a car
outside office. Palesa brought me to the
hospital. They have been making tests and
taking X-rays. They blow to my head
though very strong, will not have any
serious or lasting injury. But I have 3
broken ribs, a broken arm, a compound
fracture in the left leg, and they may have
to amputate the right foot.
Wife: Who is Palesa??
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