Girl: Bae u always think about football. I
cant remember the last time we had sex.
All because of this game
Boy: Sorry babe. Lets do it now
Girl: Sho. So wats your favourite position
Boy: Left wing.
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The pain of acting normal when she takes off her wig
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Pain makes you stronger, tears makes you braver, heartbreak makes you wiser, so thank the past for a better future.
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They will drive miles to come bury you.
But won’t even cross a street to come support your business
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How can u tell me on how to solve my problems
and u urself u r unable to solve urs
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Until Men and Women start having honest conversations about what they want, where they come from, what they lack, who they truly are, what they are looking for, what demons are they battling with.
Love will continue to be a temporary emotion
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Some breakups can make you steal your mom’s phone
and text your girlfriend.
“why are you doing this to my son”
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Life is simple,
we make it complicate
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‘The correct spelling is SCHOOL and not SCHOOL.
Many people put the first O before the second O
and it is completely wrong’
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Did you know that headsets🎧 don’t sound🎵good in a Taxi when you haven’t received your change?
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I once blocked my mother’s slap👋
after that she told all the relatives that l was tryin to kill her
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Everything will change.
Everyone will get tired.
Everything will replace you.
All leaving.
Everyone will leave you.
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Find the single one
👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫👫
Couldn’t find? Because is you
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Her:Bbe
Him:yes love❤
Her:I’m pregnant
Him:buh we used protection
Her:wa phapha who said the baby is yours??
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Sometimes when am bored I go to my block list to check
how my prisoners are doing.
When in good mood I release one or two
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Does anyone here know the prayer that
Jesus used to turn water into wine🍸🍷….
That prayer is needed so that can stop paying for wine😂
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