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Tswana Girl Enter At The Sex Store…
Cashier : Hi,what Can I Do For You Miss.?
Girl :Hy I want A Dildo!!
Cashier :Okay Dear You Can Chose From Our Rage On The Wall…
Girl :I’ll Take The Red One Sir..
Cashier : Sorry Mam That’s A Fire Extinguisher!!!

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If your girlfriend is ugly, admit and stop saying
“One man’s food is another man’s poison”,
My friend poison is poison nothing like another man’s food.

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we all live under the same sky but we don’t all see the same light.

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The pain that girls feel when they give birth is the same pain we (boys) feel when they say ”I can’t come out im already sleeping see u tomorrow…

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If a man tells you he’s not like other men,
my sister ask him if he can give birth.

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“Dnt Be Angry If ur Girlfriend strts to act Weird nd crazy..
These humans use to talk to dolls and fed em real food”

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A man was taking his son on a walk in a nearby forest. Suddenly the boy tripped and feeling a sharp pain, he screams “AHHHH!”
Surprised, he hears a voice coming from the mountain, “AHHHH!” He was taken aback as it was his first experience of an echo.
Filled with curiosity, he screams: “Who are you?”, but the only answer he received was , “Who are you?”
This made him angry, so he shouted, “You are a coward!” and the voice answered “You are a coward!”
He looked at his father and asked “Dad what’s going on. Whose he talking back at me?”
“Son,” the man replies, ” pay attention. Say something nice to him
Then he screams, “I love you!” The voice answers, “I love you!”
Realising his son’s confusion the man takes over the conversation with nature and shouts
“You are wonderful!” and the voice answered, “You are wonderful!”
The boy is thrilled but still can’t understand what is going on.
The father explains, “Son, people call this an ECHO, but truly it is LIFE. Life always gives you back what you give out. Life is a mirror of your actions.
If you want more love, give more love. If you want more kindness, give more kindness. If you want understanding and respect, give understanding and respect. If you want people to be patient with you, then be patient with them.
This rule of nature applies to every aspect of our lives. An echo is nature’s way of teaching us to do unto others what we wish them to do to us and wish for others what we wish for ourselves.
Life always gives you back what you give out…
Your life is not a coincidence, but a mirror of your own doings.

My echo to you today is love, peace and happiness.

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‘My life did not begin with you..,
But i wish my life should end with you..,

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You’ll be having good time with your bae then baby mama will just call🙄be like: “Your child swallowed a shovel..!”

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Facebook is like prison,
you write on walls and get
poked by people you don’t know.

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There’s no other romantic walk than
walking with bae to the ATM

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Baby cries at midnight
Whites; ssshhh stop crying sweat heart.
Black ; the baby in sensing a witch in this
house…

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When a girl really loves a guy,
she will be shy to ask for money from him and when a guy truly loves a girl ,
he will never wait for her to ask before doing the necessary things…..
A Woman who don’t ask for anything deserves everything.

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Bofebe is Not A Profession Ladies
Go To Shoprite And Drop Ur Cv They Take
Everyone, even those With Ugly Eyebrows

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New year promotion!!!!!

Bring yo wife to me and stand a chance to win a baby .
Hurry !! HURRY !!! HURRY
WHILE I STILL HAVE POWER.

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