There’s always that one☝family member who always views your status
and tell the whole family..!
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Was just wondering alone..the distance between Egypt and israel is abt 613 km..but it took Moses and the israelites 40 years to complete their journey.possible each day they walked only 43 meters.. I just wish Moses ws around to explain ths lazyness.
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Matomane promised his girlfriend twenty thousand rands while chatting with her on whatsapp. A week later, she unexpectedly visited him while he was about to travel.
“Honey! Where’s the R20 000 you promised me last week?” She asked.
“I don’t have any money with me right now babe, but here’s my ATM card. You can withdraw all the amount in my account”
He gave her his ATM card and left for durban, knowing fully well he had nothing in his account.
Halfway through his journey, he received a call from his friend,
“Hello. Matomane,
I just deposited the R100,000 I’ve been owing you for six months now into your account now. You should get an alert on your phone soon.”
Matomane is right now in the hospital for crashing his car into a tree.
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Nothing is so embarrassing as watching someone
do something that you said could never be done.
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Boys think of girls like books.
If the cover does not catch their eyes,
they won’t bother to read whats inside.
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It’s like coming home after a long trip.
That’s what love is like. It’s like coming home.
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Love is not about money….love is about caring.
Must people think money can buy everything… Yes!
Except Love
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Telephone Convo between a SIDE CHICK and WIFE.😅
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SIDE CHICK: Private number Hello😐 ??
WIFE: Hello, can I please to talk to Odelia.
SIDE CHICK: Yes u are talking to her, who am I talking to🤨?
WiFE: It’s not important, can u please do me a favour😏!
SIDE CHICK: What kind of favour🙄?
WIFE: Can you please stop calling my Husband🤚 !!! ??
SIDE CHICK: Okay fine😊. I was afraid, i thought you wanted to say i should stop sleeping with him.
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Respect the Old when you are Young.
Help the Weak when you are Strong.
Confess you fault when you are Wrong.
Because one day you will be Old, Weak and Wrong..
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I Won’t Let My Daughter Marry A Guy Like Me, Never!
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That moment you’re in church and the pastor says
tell your neighbor it’s not over
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When you’re trying to be nice to a baby in a Taxi and say
“Hello boy boy” and the mother says it’s a Girl..!
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HOW TO IDENTIFY DIFFERENT PARTS OF SOUTH AFRICA.
Scenario 1:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along, sees them and walks on.
That’s Polokwane.
Scenario 2:
Two guys are fighting. Both of them take time out & call their friends on their mobiles.
Now 50 guys are fighting.
You are definitely in Cape Town, with dem coloured okes.
Senario 3:
Two guys are fighting & a third guy comes along and tries to make peace. The first two get together and beat him up.
That’s Durban.
Scenario 4:
two guys are fighting. A crowd gathers to watch. A guy comes along and quietly opens a stand to sell tea and Magwinya.
“Welcome to Joburg”
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A teacher is talking to a student.
Teacher: Did your father help you with your homework?
Student: No, he did it all by himself.
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Teacher : “Ronnie why are you late?”
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Ronnie : “I didn’t have my shoes”
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Teacher : “what?? Are you stupid? Where were they?”
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Ronnie : “I’m not stupid, one shoe was in my dad’s hand and the other one was in my mom’s hand and they were beating each other.
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” The Moment” Is When You Join A Group Called..
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” Single ☝ And Searching 🔍”
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And Find That Your Main Bae Is The Admin
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