Man: I could go to the end of the world for you.
Woman: Yes, but would you stay there?
Man: I offer you myself.
Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts.
Man: I want to share everything with you.
Woman: Let’s start from your bank account
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Bobby and Rich were arguing whose father was stronger💪💪💪
Bobby said, “My father is so strong. Well you know the Pacific Ocean? My father was the one who dug the hole for it”😉
Rich not impressed said, “Do you know the Dead Sea?😕 It was my father who killed it!”
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The world is full with monsters with
pretty innocent faces
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I Was Asked a Question by my Nephew why Married men cannot share their Problems and Frustration with their wives, .
I Told Him “You Cannot discuss Malaria with Mosquito”
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It doesn’t matter where you go in life, what you do, it’s who you have beside you. I am truly blessed to be married to my soul mate for years today.
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C.L.A.S.S- come late and start sleeping…
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ANNOYING 8 YEARS OLD SON.
Father:- Son can U pls go buy me a
soft drink
Son:- Coke or Pepsi?
Father:- Coke
Son:- Diet or regular?
Father:- Regular
Son:- Bottle or can?
Father:- Bottle
Son:- 500ml or 1liter?
Father:- Damn it!!!! Just buy me
water!!!!
Son:- Natural or mineral?
Father:- Mineral
Son:- Hot or cold?
Father:- I am gonna strike U with a
broom, U idiot
Son:- Stick broom or soft broom?
Father:- Stop this U little animal
Son:- Cow or pig?
Father:- Get the hell out of here, U
bastard!!!!
Son:- Now or later?
Father:- Now!!!!
Son:- So U gonna throw me out or
not?
Father:- I am gonna kill U!!!!
Son:- With a gun or knife?
Father:- I am gonna shoot U little,
bastard!
Son:- In the head or stomach?
Father:- U pest!!!!
Son:- Cockroach or rat?
Father:- Fuck U!!!
Son:- With a condom or flesh?
Father:- (Faints)
Son:- Are U dead or sleeping?
Lol…..
Any words for the Son…?
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Fresh boys are always single.
Once you started dating him,
you will realize you’re his 8th “Girlfriend”
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Loving you is my biggest strength but seeing you love someone else is my biggest weakness
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That moment when you accept a friend request from an Indian dude😊..
then boom 100 friend requests from the entire Naidoo family
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Man outside phone booth: Excuse me !!
You are holding the phone since 20 mins.
&
haven’t spoken a word..!!!
Man inside: I’m talking to my wife
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If someone is serious about being a part of your life, they will make efforts to let you know they want to stay. You don’t have to chase them. No other reasons, no other excuses.
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While you are young just try to live each moment like it is your last day
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Nobody is better than anybody in this life,
you lack what i have and i have what you lack
so bring your shoulder down let rock it together.😋😋😋😋😋😋
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God does not respect persons in reference to their social or economic status. The amount of riches one possesses does not put him in a better relationship with God. James argues that those who trust in riches are in great danger of losing their souls than those who are poor.
The souls of rich are in danger because they have exalted themselves in society to the point that they believe the God who created all things would have special regard for them.
If one thinks that his great possessions or position exalt him above his fellow man in relation to God, then his mind is twisted. It is twisted because he thinks that he can possibly exalt himself as a man to in some way have a closer standing with God.
In the eyes of the world, the rich person would be considered in a high position. However, in Christ he becomes equal with the poor. He is thus humbled in Christ to be considered on an equal basis with all those who are in Christ. For this reason, it is difficult for those who are rich or in high social or political positions to humble themselves at the foot of the cross.
Since the riches of the rich are temporary and limited to this world, then when the riches pass away, the rich pass away if their trust is in riches.
Blessed Sunday everyone
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Eggs are so expensive these days Ayee…
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Month end I’m buying a pregnant chicken…
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