When the cameraman is your boyfriend you appear more frequently on the church screen than the preacher

If a woman buys you an iPhone think twice. Apple is what got Adam into trouble in the first place.

I was just wondering why the GROOM sits on the RIGHT and the BRIDE on the LEFT… I just remembered Continue Reading..

I will never lie again. Today I was coming back from church, in the kombi there sat a very pretty Continue Reading..

Before getting serious with a girl take her to the club and see how many guys know her… If the Continue Reading..

Did YOU know… English was invented in ENGLAND…Improved in AMERICA…Perfected in ZIMBABWE…Misunderstood in SOUTH AFRICA & murdered in NIGERIA

interviewer: how long dd u work during ur previous job?? Me: 30 years interviewer: nd how old are u Me: Continue Reading..

I Am So Famous …. … . . . When I Go To The Mall. . . . The Door Continue Reading..