When I joke they take it seriously.
When I am serious they take it as a joke.
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if You Can’t Thank GOD For Anything ,
Atleast Thank GOD That Mosquitoes Can’t Transmit H.I.V
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True friends say good things behind your back
and bad things to your face.
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𝙇𝙚𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙖 𝙃𝙚𝙖𝙧𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙒𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙬𝙝𝙤 𝙘𝙖𝙧𝙧𝙞𝙚𝙙 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙉𝙞𝙣𝙚 𝙈𝙤𝙣𝙩𝙝𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙖𝙗𝙤𝙧𝙩𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙮𝙤𝙪
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NAKED TRUTH
*Strange things we do in Africa in the name of “It’s Our Culture*
*1. We care more for the dead than we do for the living!*
*2. We spend more to bury a person than we do to save their life.*
*3. We will not travel to go see a sick relative but will travel to bury him /her*
*4. People will rarely respect you while alive but will want to “pay their last respects” to your casket.*
*5. A person may NEVER receive roses in their entire life but they will get lots dumped on their graveyard!*
*6. We will spend a night at a neighbour’s funeral and it will be our first time to see the inside of their house!*
*7. No one gives a damn to know your village until you die and they will all fill car after car to “escort” your corpse*
*8. We will take the dead to the mosque/temple/church knowing fully well they had nothing to do with worship while alive.*
*9. We might not have granite tops in our kitchens but use the granite in the graveyard!*
*10. An entire village might not have a single house with cement floors but the only place with cement will be a graveyard!*
*It is proposed we have “Cultural Reforms”. We have a culture of “hypocrisy”
… a culture that is “Pro-death” and NOT “Pro-life!”*
*We need to value life BEFORE death.*
*Best person ever who came to my heart left with scars but l will never forget that touch* Please love me while I am alive, show me your kindness now that I need it, your presence at my funeral will never make up for your absence when I have the greatest need of you. Do it now than regret later.
*This got me thinking
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A businessman returns from the far east. After a few days he notices stange growth on his penis.
He sees several doctors. They all say: “You’ve been screwing around in the Far East, very common there, no cure. We’ll have to cut it off.”
The man panics, but figures if it is common in the East they must know how to cure it. So he goes back and sees a doctor in Thailand.
The doctor examines him and says, “You’ve been fooling around in my country. This is a very common problem here. Did you see any other doctors?”
The man replies, “Yes a few in the USA.”
The doctor says, “I bet they told you it had to be cut off.”
The man answers, “Yes!”
The doctor smiles, nods, “That is not correct. It will fall off by itself.”
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Your neighbors will always see the girl you brought home late at night…
But will never see the thief who came to rob you in the middle of the day
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Dear: Girls
We know you’re good at adding
captions on your pics neh
–
But there’s no such thing as
‘YESTERDAY’S CURRENT SITUATION’
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They come back when they realize
that you were the only person that cared.
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Girl: why are most of the men, cheaters?
Boy: because most of the girls, giving false hopes.
Girl: why don’t you know how to wait?
Boy: because we’re afraid you’re still lost.
Girl: you don’t make an effort.
Boy: we do but ignore it.
Girl: why do we always seem to be the wrong one?
Boy: because you’re actin. Nirerelate your life in the TV series. You wake up in reality!
Girl: we are now being stupid for you, then you are getting anything else.
Boy: we are not looking, it just happens that they will come in the time you are sulking in a useless thing.
Girl: we are sulking because we like affection.
Boy: we show you, but you are always pretending, when we are mad, you are more angry.
Girl: of course, we are a woman. Understand that.
Boy: we’re a man, understand our side as well. Not at all times we will allow you.
Girl: don’t you know that every day you are crying? But what do you do? Go with the gang and having fun as it doesn’t care.
Boy: you don’t know anything. When you hurt, we are more hurt, especially when we are the reason. We don’t need to show our tears to you because it’s nakakabakla. We are only able to investigate those things.
Girl: why are you scared to show your tears?
Boy: we don’t want to be weak in your vision. That’s what you want, right? The man who is brave. So sometimes, we also don’t do that we don’t do that we’re real because we love you
Girl: do you love us? Why don’t you express it?
Boy: you don’t want to believe it.
Girl: because you don’t certify.
Boy: do you want me to prove?
Girl: yes.
Boy: close your eyes.
(close the girl. The boy hugged him and kissed the forehead. Whisper together..)
Boy: Let’s get married.. –
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A friend will always make you smile,
specially when you don’t want to.
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Ladies most women don’t want your man… They want your HAPPINESS. And they get confused thinking what he does for you, he will do for them
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Bro I had you phone was stolen while partying,
sorry. What was the password?
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My Heart Misses A Beat
Watching You Sleep
Our Corny Slippers
Monogrammed His And Her
By The Bed Blue For Me
Pink For You
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Just imagine all the cosmetics companies decided to shutdown,
many girls will remain single I’m sure of that
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How old were you when you noticed that listen and silent have the same letters?
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