I called the police yesterday after smoking weed ~ Me : yoh yoh yoh many people are dead here Police Continue Reading..

hat awkward moment when you miss 🍆💧🍑 so much. 😂 😂 😂 . You even feel jealous when you put Continue Reading..

Bae visited me last night for a sleepover 😊 so I was on a Sofa next to her watching TV, Continue Reading..

Since I saw my landlord’s wife coming out of a hotel room last week she has been bringing me food Continue Reading..

The level of makeup experience that Shoprite girls uses is amazing Today i saw one girl painted her lips with Continue Reading..

When you’ve already said Goodnight😪 to your girlfriend👵 – Boom your crush is online📲 You’ll be left with no choice Continue Reading..

Teacher : Peace give me two pronouns…. 🙎 Peace : 😕 who, me?? Teacher : very good!! 👏🙌

I’m taking my girlfriend back to school the only reason she writes Xmas is because she doesn’t know the spelling Continue Reading..