Let’s Kill English For Lifetime.
Me: Blood Is Water Than Thicker 😂😂😂
Let’s go!!!
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Most ladies don’t know how to chat, they
just answer questions.
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Don’t dwell on those who let you down .
Cherish those who hold you up.
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They Know They’re Ugly When They Post Pics And Add Captions Like:
👇👇👇
“My Smile Tho, My Nose Tho, My Eyes Tho, My Lips Tho, My Butts Tho”.
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The teacher says, “Here is a math problem.
If your father makes $300 dollars a week
and he gives your mother half,
what will he have?”
The student answers, “A very bad feeling.”
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A nigga be saving his side chick number with the his wife name because his wife wont read her own message… Asibadlaleni guys.
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“A Bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an on coming truck,and everyone inside dies!”
Then they get to meet their Maker,and because of the grief they have experienced;He decided to grant them one wish each,before they enter Paradise.
They’re all lined up,and God asks the first one what the wish is?”
“I want to be Gorgeous,”and so God Snaps his fingers,and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says,”I want to be gorgeous too.”Another snap of his fingers and the wish is granted.”
This goes on for a while,but when God is half way the line,
The last gy in Line(Stix) starts laughing.when there are only 10 people left,Stix is busy rolling on the floor…laughing.”
Finally,God reaches the last person which was Stix and God asked him what his whish will be?
Stix calm down,and says,
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.
.
.
.
“Make Them All Ugly Again!”
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It is funny when short people try to remember their childhood
and be like”when i was small” as if they are not still small
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Welcome to South Africa where people get shocked
when the Taxi driver speaks in English
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LOVE! LOVE!! LOVE!!!
Love is complicated!
It can twist your brain,
it can make your heart to boil with panic,
it can make you do all the things you have never
thought of most especially when it’s true.
According to me i say Love is like a “JOINT BANK ACCOUNT”
were both partners have to be depositing
Care, trust, communication, respect, patience,
forgiveness, understanding and many more every day.
When one partner is not depositing any of the above
it can lead to the closure of the account.
In other wards a “Break up”
Love is a game and remember in the game there has to be a
“loser and a winner” at the end.
A draw is when both of you equally love each other.
So never aim at making your Boyfriend or
Girlfriend to be a loser.
Value their heart, time and care
because many people out there wish they were
loved by her/him and they admire
everything your lover does for you.
Think about it and always think twice
before you do or say something to your lover
because it can result into a terrible situation
that you have never thought of in your life.
I dedicate this to all the broken-hearted people out there
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South Africa Army has been training since I was a kid but SA never had a war. Can’t they organize a friendly match with Iraq?
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Given 👦 – what’s country is next to USA
Daddy 😧 – USB
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When you’ve already said Goodnight😪 to your girlfriend👵
–
Boom your crush is online📲
You’ll be left with no choice but to tell your girlfriend something like
“Babe I’m giving the phone to my little brother now, he wanna chat with his girlfriend”
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you know what’s the sadest and hardest thing ever?
when you use a quote to say your love to someone and
you can never use that quote again when you breakup
because you will cry
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Imagine calling your boyfriend “daddy” then he leaves you,
like your dad did
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Black parents will let u freeze in bed with
one blanket coz
the other blankets are for visitors.
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