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A rabbit entered a shop and asked:*
“Do you have Carrots ?”.
*They said no we don’t have.*
*The following day he asked again:*
_”Do you have Carrots ?”_
*They replied:*
_” We said we don’t have carrots, if u come
back again asking we gona screw a nail in
ur head wit a hammer”._
*The third day he came again and Asked*
“Do you have a Hammer?_
*They said NO.*
*He said:*
_”What about nails?_
*They said NO.*
*Then he said:*
_”Do you have Carrots?”_
*Don’t let dem scare you! They got
nothing…,.*
*Just pursue your dreams. Be persistent and
persevere.

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Ladies Please can you please be honest with me..👌
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Can Your parents buy you R3500 Brazilian Hair..??

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Yesterday i saw my Ex wearing face cap,
imagine something she has not done before when we were dating,
I wonder who she is ashamed of!

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May this New Year bring happiness in our lives. Happy New Year 2021″

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If you shake your fist, the other guy will shake his too. But if you extend your hand to shake their hand, then they will extend theirs also, and you’ve made a friend.

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Even when I am crying😰,
I will still fight hard till I win.🙏

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When it rains, it pours but soon the sun shines again.
Stay positive. Better days are on their way.

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Old people will act as if they know everything
until its time to Load Airtime

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IN THE TAXI..
DRIVER: IF UR SON IS 2 YEARS OLD THEN U SHOULD PAY FOR HIM.
ME: HE’S ONLY 24 MONTHS OLD.
DRIVER: OKAY..I THOUGHT HE’S 2 YEARS OLD.. SO DON’T PAY FOR HIM, HE IS STILL YOUNG.. VERY YOUNG.
ME: 😇

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My friend sold 2 kidneys..they gave him 1 million rand…

But I came up with 24 kidneys they called the police

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One of the best things in life is finding someone who knows all your mistakes and weaknesses and still loves you and wants to be a part of all the craziness ..

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Pride goes before a fall, always knew I was Proud, for you, no wonder I *Fell*

jenny you my pride, and if loving you was a sin, then my place would be in *Hell*

Mayb I m too proud to admit this buh, you r my light, it’s you _before anyone else_ , *bae*

Without you in my life, it’s total darkness,I m still waiting 4 ur smile to brighten up my *day*

*_~Good morning honey~_* ❣

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An American girl will introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
n her will be like, wow his cute
But when a Nigerian introduce her boyfrnd to her Frnd,
she be like ehe oya tell him we are hungry

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Teacher : You are a failure! at your age, Bill Gates already invented his first computer software.
Rainbow: Mind your own business sir,
at your age Adolf Hitler committed suicide.

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Ladies, funny Guys are dangerous.
They make you laugh and laugh and laugh…
Then Boom! You’re naked

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