1. Girls who don’t wear half naked to get
boys attention…
2. Girls who don’t ask too much……
3. Girls who don’t post half naked pics to
get many likes on facebook…..
4. Girls that don’t sleep with every guy……
Do we still have such girls?……………
Yes or No..
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The way l am so good at sleeping😴
I can even do it with my eyes closed
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U call me with a private number and you expect me to speak first?..
We will do the breathing competition until your airtime is finished
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It all started in the 9th grade. It was the first day of school, I transferred schools. I didn’t know anyone at the new school. So I made 2 new friends on the first day of school. I was walking in the hall , when I bumped into this guy. He was tall,dark skin, nice asss smile, and a very beautiful voice. Words can’t even explain how handsome this dude was. As the school year went on , I just used to see him in the hallways. Than one day out of the blue,he told one of my friend that he likes me. Omg bruh the butterflies started running through every vein in my body. It was on a Friday , when he came up to me & asked for a hug. I was shooookkk. So I gave him a hug & we exchanged snapchats & everything. As time went on we became so close. I felt like this was going to be a forever thing. But don’t get ahead of yourself because before you know it, it’s over with. I was so in love with him that I didn’t want it to be over. But…
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I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day
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An engineer in a car manufacturing company designed a world class car. The owner was impressed with the outcome and showered him with praises.
While trying to take the car from the manufacturing area to the front office, they realised that the car is few inches taller than the entrance.
The engineer felt bad that he didn’t put that into consideration before creating the car.
The owner was at loss on how to take the car out of the manufacturing area.
The painter suggested they force out the car and then repaint the few scratches this will cause to the top of the car.
The engineer suggested that they break the entrance and after taking the car out, they can renovate it.
The owner was not convinced with any of the ideas. He felt that it is not good enough to break or scratch.
The watchman, who has watching all the drama, slowly approached the owner. He wanted to give an idea if they have no problem taking it.
They thought what is it that this guy have to say that the experts have not said. They allowed him, nonetheless.
The watchman said that the car is only few inches taller than the entrance so if they let out some air from the tyre, the height of the car will reduce and can be easily taken out.
Everyone there was surprised and clapped in appreciation of his ingenuity.
Don’t approach problems only from the expert point of view. There is always a layman point that may provide needed solution.
Everyone around your life has a key role in your life.
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*As u pray for a good wife, also pray she have good friends too because those idiots are the Board Of Directors 😂😂😂😂
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Yaz Some girls have no chill shame.
They take pictures in expensive restaurants
and crop out the guy who bought food.
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When your Bae parties every weekend & you just sit there and wonder
if you’re dating a person or Sound equipment
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China had invented a machine that catches thieves; they took it out to different countries for a test.
In US, in 30 minutes, it caught 20 thieves;
UK, in 30 minutes it caught 500 thieves;
Spain, in 20 minutes it caught 25 thieves;
Swaziland, in 10 minutes it caught 6,000 thieves;
Zimbabwe in 7 minutes it caught 20,000 thieves;
South Africa, in 5 minutes the machine was stolen.
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Am I the only one who used to think that when there’s lightning
God is taking us pictures
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A couple decided that the only way to have a quickie while their ten-year- old son was in the apartment was to send him out on the balcony and let him give a running report on what was going on in the neighborhood. So the boy stood on the balcony and reported on everything that was happening. “A police car has just called at the Hamilton’s’ house, the Chandlers are taking delivery of a new wardrobe, and the Mitchell’s are having sex.” Hearing this, the boy’s parents shot bolt upright. “How do you know the Mitchells are having sex?” “Because their kid is standing on the balcony too.”
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-Every Time She Ends a Long Conversation Saying He Should Go
She Hopes To Hear – No, I’d Stay.
But All He Says is – Okay, Bye Tc.
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I dont want a relation where people say
they look so cute together.
I need a relation where people say,
Look how happy they are together.
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Get rid of those people who call or text u
when they need something
.
You are not God
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MY FIRST SEX EXPERIENCE WITH
AN ONLINE
GIRL.
I have tried to convince this girl on
facebook,
Whatsapp, BBM e.t.c
to visit me but she always tell me
that she is
busy,
her profile pictures was always
tempting her
curves,
her boobs name it everything make
sense,
i decided to take it to another level
at my own
expense. . .
Hope you know what i mean?
So at last i was able to decode her
to give me
her number,
i called her immediately to confirm
if it was
really her number.
We talked for a while and i
discovered that
she just lives a stone throw from
my place,
i said within me,
“aha”As an award winning
Womanizer,
convincing her was just like
counting A,B,C.
She promised me that she will visit
me next
week Thursday,
Thursday seemed too far but that
was just the
price to enter her ..
Thursday finally came,
i called her around 7:30 just to
confirm if she
was still coming.
She said in Affirmative,
i arranged my room immediately
bought 8
condoms(Guess it was too much)
around 10.am she knocked on my
door,
she dressed seductively and was
charming . . .
I chucked” Today na Today”
I laughed within me……………..
See how you make serious dey
read this long
story. . .
My dear,
i wish you can learn how to read
your bible
like dis….
I bet you God will like it and be
happy.
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