Don’t promise when you are happy,
don’t reply when you are angry and
don’t decide when you are sad.
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Her:Bbe I truly love you😍
Me: How do you know its love?😕
Her: Because when I think of you I can’t breath
Me:Nah maybe it’s ASTHMA
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Girl:I am leaving you cuz u
focus too
much on football…
Boy:Are you leaving on loan or full
transfer…
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When I was Young:
I’d put my arms in my shirt and tell people I lost my arms.👹
I would restart the game whenever I knew I was going to lose.😌
Having that one pen with four colours made me feel so rich.👑
I waited behind a door to scare someone, then leave because they were taking too long to come out.😒
I faked being asleep, so I could be carried to bed.😈
I used to think that the moon was stalking me.😕
I tried to balance the switch between On/Off.🔥
I Watched two drops of rain roll down the window and pretended it was a race.😻
The only thing I had to take care of was a school bag.🔒
I swallowed a fruit seed and I was scared to death that a tree was going to grow in my tummy.😤
I closed the fridge extremely slowly to see when the lights went off.😌
I walked into a room, forgot what I needed, walked out, and then remembered
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Stop bragging about your curves ladies
MOTOROLA 113 had curves too,
but where is it now
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Girl: Baby I am wet.
Boy: Want a paper towel?
Girl: No, I want more than that
Boy: Want 2 paper towels?
Girl: No, baby I want sumthing big and round
Boy: Damn you want the whole roll?
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Buying bras and pants for your lady and another niqqa be removing them…That’s life my bro…we live to share
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It’s very difficult to understand someone’s feelings .
You can think that he or she is pretending to you my dear.
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I’m that girl that gets mad at you and doesn’t want to talk to you but gets extra mad when you don’t even try to talk to me, lmao.
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I pray to God that my children don’t do the satansm ritual of viewing someone’s profile pic and not liking
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I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week
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Impossible only means you haven’t found the solution yet.
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Why do girls feel embarrassed when the
wig falls?.
Do you think we believed it was your hair
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Philosophy Of Life:
At The Beginning Of Any Relationship,
Every Girl Feels Her Boyfriend Is GOD.
Later On Somehow The Alphabets Get Reversed.
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If your partner need space buy him/her a 64GB Memory card
so that He/she can have a lot of space and your relationship keep going
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SOMe stOriES aRe writtEN witH Pen
aNd soMe aRe writtEN witH Pain
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