Whoever cooked the food I ate in my dream,
please try to reduce salt n pepper next time
Thank you

My girlfriend is so dramatic,
she says i have trust issues because she saw me counting Money
after withdrawing at the ATM, Like W

My neighbour’s son just gave me a grade 1
maths to solve.
.
Please pray for me because I’m about to
disgrace myself..

Nobody is busier than a lady who is not interested in you. She’ll be like “please call me back, I’m counting my stretch marks.

Masepa Moment When you Bought Your Main Girlfriend Ticket
Worth R50 ya P.F.N.R Then Dj Travis Shout ”
All my Single Ladies Make Some Noise”
Then She Start Screaming

Teacher: “I killed a person, tell me this sentence in future tense🤔.”
Me:”In future tense, you will go to jail

I have one friend who always wear one outfit when
we going out.. nd he always asks me “how Do i
look?” Come on dude, You look like last week

Know The Difference Between Enjoying Your Youth And
Destroying Your Future

I just like it when these pretty boys,
become gays.
That means more girls for us

I was studying at this college in Pretoria, then we went home for school holidays, when we return to school we have found that place turned into Somalian store that sells curtains…