Marriage is a sweet thing,,,, u come home u find food cooked. U eat the food then after u also eat the person who cooked*😂😂😃😃😃😜😜🔥
If u know you know!!!!
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Thank God every morning when you get up that you have something to do that day,
which must be done, whether you like it or not
Good Morning
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Love mostly is like a sugarcane .
Meaning that love starts when sweet and
ens up unbitter like nodes.
Where you find the first is more sweet than the second.
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I love that you are the last person
I want to talk to before I go to sleep at night.
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Him: “What’s your favourite Colour?”😊
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Her: “Please stop asking me stupid questions, can’t you ask a more logical and matured question🤦? So childish!😕
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Him: “Okay, How many moles of sodium bicarbonate are needed to neutralise 0.8 of sulphuric acid at STP?” 😒
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Her: “My favourite colour is Pink, yours?
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Joke Of The Year 😂🤣
Husband And His Wife Went For Divorce At Court .
Judge: You Have Three Kids …. How Will You Divide Them ??
They Had Long Discussion With His Wife And Said” Ok…Sir We Will Come next Year with One More ”
Joke Doesn’t End Here …. 9 Months later ….. They Got Twins
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Son: Dad, what does gay means?
Father: It means to be happy.
Son: Are you gay?
Father: No, son. I have a wife.
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Son: I am not able to go to school today.
Father: what happened?
Son: I am not feeling well
Father: Where you are not feeling well?
Son: In school!
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To the person who stays with me in good times and bad times, I just wanna say thank you and I love you.
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There is something wrong with my cell phone.
It does not have your number in it
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Girls though 😭
12:00 i’m coming
14:00 I’m leaving the house now
16:00 I’m in a taxi
18:00 sorry can’t make it, Mom says i must cook
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A grandson goes to visit his grandmother
she’s in the kitchen and says make yourself at home
on the coffee table a big bowl of nuts he helps himself
she walks in he says these nuts are good grandma
she says all I can do is suck the chocolate off without my teeth in lol
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Most Of People Ask Themselves Why I like To Post On Facebook, Posting Is Better Than Inboxing Some People’s Gf And Ask Them Nudes..!
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Tip to reduce weight :
First turn your head to the right and then turn it to the left.Repeat the exercise everytime you are offered something to eat
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Casper’s closest friends spent 20k buying tickets to support him, Riky Rick just spent 20k on tickets as well today. Black Coffee promised to spend 20k each week buying tickets making sure the stadium gets filled up. Wena you organize an event all your closest friends expect free VVIP Tickets from you and to even give them extra ticket for their girlfriend. Check the people you associate yourself with mate
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Beyonce Is The 7th beautiful woman on Earth, Has a net worth $380 million dollars💵, Won Grammies more than 4 times.
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She forgave Jay-Z for cheating💔!.
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You with 2 bras and 3 panties👙 you want to give us Tough Time..!!?
Mxm!✋😒
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