Never underrate anyone because you can’t predict the future
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Girlfriend : babe why do you accept these ladies when they propose you?? Am i not enough for you??
Me : when someone offer you money do you decline it because you have salary?? 🤔🤔
To cut the story short I’m single now
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How old were you when you noticed that listen and silent have the same letters?
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South African don’t measure salt. We just
sprinkle into the food until we hear the
spirit of our ancestors whisper “Enough
my child
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Never start a relationship if you haven’t ended your previous one.
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A man asked a very beautiful Air hostess: “What’s your name?”
Air hostess: “Eva Benz..”
Man : “Lovely name…any relation to Mercedes Benz?”
Air hostess: (smiling) “The maintenance costs are the same”
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I wish to belong to you,
I’ll be the one you’re looking for and
we’ll be the one heaven’s searching for!
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A grade 2 kid was coming from school he entered the taxi and he started singing “if my father was a King my mother will be a Queen and I’ll be a Prince”
The taxi driver silenced the kid but the kid continued “if my father was the President my mother will be the First Lady and I’ll be the First Son”
then with anger the taxi driver asked the kid “what if your father was a robber what will your mother be and what will you be”
and the boy said “if my father was a robber my mother will be a prostitute and I’ll be a taxi driver!!!!!!?
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I am a human , not perfect , so, I expect forgiveness from every other human to pardon me for my mistakes.
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Early morning husband woke up and ask his wife: “Would you like to join me for jogging?”
Wife: “Ohh! So you mean to say I am fat?”
Hubby: “No. Jogging is good for health.”
Wife: “Oh . . . that means I am sick.”
Hubby: “No no. If you don’t want to get up, then it’s OK . . . ”
Wife: “So now you think I am lazy, ha?”
Hubby: “Nooo! You are misunderstanding me. I didn’t mean.”
Wife: “Aha! So I don’t understand you because I’m an illiterate, right?”
Hubby: “Now look I didn’t say that.”
Wife: “So am I lying? ”
Hubby: I beg you please don’t stretch it in the morning”
Wife: “Oh, now so I am a quarrelsome nag, abi?
HUBBY: “Ok ok . . . You go off to sleep. I am going jogging alone . . . happy now?.”
Wife: “You always go alone everywhere and enjoy yourself.”
Hubby: “Please, please. I am feeling giddy now ”
Wife: “See? You are so selfish. Always think of yourself alone. You never think of my health.”
Grrrrrr . . . Husband is sitting and thinking where he went wrong.
Dedicated to all married men . . .
Thank you for always being patient with your wives . .
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While examining a female patient, Doctor tells
her:“Your heart, lungs, pulse, BP are fine. Now
let me see that cute little thing which gets you
ladies into all kinds of trouble.Woman
immediately started taking off her jeans and
underwear.Doc shocked said:“No! No! Please put
on your clothes. Just show me your tongue…
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On Monday, I asked my wife for R200 to go for a drink since it was a holiday. Truly speaking I’m that one guy who doesn’t like bathing.
So my wife said she will give me that 200 but on one condition.
She said go and bath I have already put some warm water in the bath,
I went there and took some Vaseline and did my own things. I didn’t bath, and then rush back to where she was sitting with our kids.
And I said I’m done bathing may you please give me the money so that I can go?
To my surprise they all started laughing at me and one of my kids said “Lol Dad you didn’t bath because the money is just under the soap”
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That Pain 😢😥 , When You Show Someone Something That
You Are Really Proud Of And They Say “Cool”
And They Change The Subject 😭
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Love is when he gives you a piece of your soul
that you never knew was missing.
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When the rich make war it is the poor that die
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Facebook must have a
“I want you button” this heart reaction❤ doesn’t work for me
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