Short girls are beautiful💟caring😘loving😍
and mentally disturbed😂😂

*My phone is very spiritual guys*

Last Sunday l went to church ,I walked almost half way then my phone starts showing “NO SERVICE” I returned home very happy I knew *there was no church that day

Thanks to my phone .

No1:
A man was so jealous of his newly born baby that he put poison on the wife’s nipples while she was asleep. The next day their driver died of poisoning.

No 2:
A man is dying of cancer, but keeps telling people he is dying of AIDS. His son asked his Dad why. He answered, “so that when I am dead, no one will sleep with your mum.”

No 3:
A lady lost three panties in her house and blamed her maid in front of the husband. Maid said “sir. you are my witness you know I never wear panties!”

No 4:
Couple is having a quickie and their 6 year old catches them. Son says: “What are you doing?” Ask the son. Father: “I’m putting petrol in your Mom.” Son: ” Which means Mom’s engine is taking too much petrol cause Mr. Zwane just put some in yesterday!” Mother fainted!!!

No 5:
A man went to the pub with his wife. When he left for the counter to buy drinks a prostitute approached his wife & whispered, “You must DEMAND cash before sex, I know him he doesn’t pay.

No 6:
An 8 year old boy is accused of rape. In court his lady lawyer holds his dick out as evidence saying, “Your Honour see this, can he rape* with this tiny tot?”The boy whispers, “Don’t shake it, we’ll lose the case!”

A black child is not scared of going back to school…
.
He is afraid of bathing everyday

Who Else Used To Pretend To Think Hard
When The Teacher is Looking At Them?

When a Boyfriend goes to University there is still hope,But when a Girlfriend goes !! My Brother its Over

TEACHER: Our topic for today is Photosynthesis.

TEACHER : What is photosynthesis class?
Brenda: Photosynthesis is our topic today.

TEACHER : How can we keep our school clean?
Ruramai: By staying at home.

TEACHER : What do you call mosquitoes in your language?
Nomsa: We don’t call them, they come on their own.

TEACHER : What type of coffee do we export in Kenya?
Naison: Coffee Olomide

TEACHER : Name the nation people hate most
Inno: Exami-nation

TEACHER : One day our country will be corruption free. What tense is that??
Clever: Future impossible tense.

TEACHER : John is climbing a tree to pick some
mangoes. ( Begin the sentence with Mangoes)
Matt: Mangoes, John is coming to pick you.

Have ever been rejected by someone
they said had a crush on you

Do you also make scenarios in your head that will never happen
but makes you happy so you just keep on imagining them..!?

Ladies it’s 2019 Now if Your Man Cheats Take Him To Town,
Give Him Your Hand Bag To Hold,
Then Shout Thieffff!…They Will Deal With Him

Dear Nursing students
In which year of study are you taught to be angry,
rude,Impatient and having attitudes?