You Know You’re Ugly When It Comes To A Group Photo
And They Give You The Camera

I started fearing Nyaope the day I saw my neighbour’s son dancing to the sound of my generator. When I switched it off he asked me who sang the song because I was afraid he would moer me I said “Yamaha Feat Petrol”

All the guys please close your eyes.
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So ladies let’s talk.
That sex style where the guy raises your legs up like he’s changing baby diapers. What’s it called???

To my unborn kids Daddy is not the one delaying ,
Its Mummy she is still busy following guys on Facebook

Today’s doctors are becoming lazy. They don’t do this “breathe in and out” thing anymore. They just put a stethoscope on your chest and expect a response. Mina I just hold my breath till I pass out 🤣🤣 I rather die then do someone’s job.

{Dear Ladies}
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You’re Not Romantic Enough If You’ve
Never Worn Your Boyfriend’s Underwear!!