Math Teacher: Sara, what do you get when you subtract 897 from 1824 and add 176 and divide the answer by 3?
Sara: A Headache Madam.
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Stop asking if I’m okay, I’m tired of lying
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I don’t know why ladies wasting their
money on hair style ,nails ,make up
.Because guys only look at the booty.
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I CALL my girl in front of the GATE so now she
is COLLGATE
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Classy girls don’t have any tattoos Because no one can intentionally scratch a Benz or a private jet
If you have tattoos, you are probably a rubbish lorry or kombi
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Some Of Us Have Learned Professionalism At A Tender Age 😥 , Because Even As A 12Year Old I’d Have Beef With My Siblings And Still Cover Up For Them When They Did Some Wrong 😔 .. i Didn’t Let My Feelings Overcloud My Judgement ♥
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She was my crush until she said: “Blessing in discuss”😑
Instead of: “Blessing in these guys”
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HUSBAND: Call the ambulance, fast! I am having a heart attack.
WIFE: (took his phone) Quick! Tell me the Password!
HUSBAND: It’s ok… I am feeling better now
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Once you turn 25 and above there’s no need to set an alarm,
your problems will wake you up by force
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Dear girlfriend!!!
Next time I ask you “how was your day?”,
Don’t give me “it was good” typpa shit.
I mean tell me everything. I want a detailed explanation!!
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Always Smile , Dress Well , Act Calm So that
When you Fart In Public, No One Will
Suspect you
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Sometimes you put walls up not to keep people out,
but to see who cares enough to break them down.
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You have been single from January to October
and as we enter in November you found love.
Bro do not accept,
the devil wants to play with your little savings …
Concentrate!
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You can’t be born in February
And be
Normal even the month is not
Complete…
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How did santa tried 2 kill a bird?
.
He took it 2 d top of a buildng & dropped it!
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Ladies Please Repeat After Me;
“My Boyfriend’s Money, Is My Money Too!!!”
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