Children : You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk, then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit-down and shut-up.
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Girl : ” bby I think we should start thinking about the future…..
having children”
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Me : “me?…..you?….children?….Are you sure you are ok??”
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A man in USA saw a dog attacking a lady, he kicked the dog – it died.
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Newspaper reported:
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Local hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, I am not American
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Report changed to: Foreign hero saved lady from a crazy dog!
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Man said, Actually I am Pakistani
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Report changed to: Terrorist killed an innocent dog.
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Facebook is Destroying our Mindset
“Yesterday at Town in Shoprite
a black guy saw a Beautiful girl
and Said: Nice Pic Gal😍
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Am I the only person who has this mad dance moves in mind
but I only stand up and disgrace my entire family 😂😂😂
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Can Someone Borrow Me R700 If I Don’t Pay ,
You Can Block Me I’ll Understand.
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Ladies with less than 2✌
Boyfriends are forever angry…
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When She Takes Off Her Weave Before Sex
Cause She Wanna Face You, Man To Man!!!
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I don’t trust girls who visit me with Large Handbags.
I once lost a Fridge,
Washing Machine and my brother
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You’re not afraid to love, you’re afraid of not being loved back.
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One day Sardar went to a shop.
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Let him go.
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You do ur job.
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Always dont expect jokes on him.
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I swear every time I spell Wednesday there’s a little voice in my head
that says Wed-nes-day
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Better than I was, more than I am, and all of this happened by taking your hand.
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The shortest conversation in the world is when you are in the toilet and someone open the door!!
You: Ah:/
The Person: Oh:>
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Brown Bread Is Healthier Than White Bread, Brown Sugar Is Healthier than White Sugar, Should I tell This Yellow Bones Or You’ll tell them???
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Never ask for smile, just give it.
Never expect love from others ,
just love them…
Never say I can’t live without you,
just say I live for ” you”.
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