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The harder you fall the stronger you rise

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I hate Satan before my wife
I love money more than my wife
I love my life more than my family
I love god more than world

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The worse part about being in a relationship is that
you have to take a bath on weekends also…

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Why did the duck cross the road?

Because it didn’t wanted to be a chicken

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my friend says onion is only food
that can bring hotness to the eye
and I throw coconut on her forhead

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Whatever is worrying you right now, forget about it.
Take a deep breath, stay positive and know that
God will make things get better

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Her: wat are you drinking
Me: tea
Her: yoh with this sun
Mr: nope with a cup

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True love is when your heart and your minds are saying the same thing.

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Relationship Stress will hit you to the point
where you end up seeing an Ant
breastfeeding its babies shem

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No amount of make up can cover an ugly heart,
rude attitude, miserable behavior or distasteful personality.!!

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I hate new Relationships because
i have to act as if i don’t like money for 5 months

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Patience is not the ability to wait,
but the ability to keep a good attitude while waiting

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A Little Girl was asking Her Teacher
Girl:”Can my Mom get Pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old is your Mother?
Girl:”she’s 40 years old”
Teacher:”Yes,she can
Girl:Can my Sister get pregnant?!
Teacher:”How old is your sister?
Girl:She’s 18 years!
Teacher:”Yes,she can dear!
Girl:”Can I get pregnant?”
Teacher:”How old are you?”
Girl:”I’m 11 years”
Teacher:No you cannot get pregnant
~a little boy(RUPHUS) sitting behind the little
girl said,”I Told You We Have Nothing To Worry About!!

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When you’re having a sweet night chat with bae and all of a sudden she says ”Goodnight”.
my brother you’re a side bae.
It simply means her main boyfriend wants to sleep,
so you have to sleep too.I’m about to die because of my wisdom.

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