I don’t smoke weed🍀🌱🍀🌱🍀
But went I play Reggie music my mind always become Higher
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Teacher: Rainbow
Rainbow : Yes Sir
Teacher: what is 1 minus 1?
Rainbow : I don’t know Sir
Teacher : Okay when I put 1 fatcake in your hands and take it back how many remains?
Rainbow : Oil Sir.
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Just deleted all the ugly people, so if you see this you’re my valentine ♥
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I I am coming from my child school to take results
1 .MATHS…U
2.ACCOUNT. .E
3.ENGLISH. .U
4.Facebook. .B
Whatsapp. .A
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The teacher is droning away in the classroom
when he notices a student sleeping way up in the back row.
The teacher shouts to the sleeping students neighbor,
“Hey wake that student up!”
The neighbor yells back,
“You put him to sleep, you wake him up!”
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A woman is at home when she hears someone knock at the door.
She goes to the door and opens the door to see a man standing there.
He asks the lady,
‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door in disgust.
The next morning she hears a knock at the door and it is the same man and he asks the same question of the woman,
‘Do you have a vagina?’
She slams the door again.
Later that night when her husband gets home she tells him what has happened for the last two days.
The husband tells the wife in a loving and concerned voice,
‘Honey, I am taking tomorrow off to be home just in case this guy shows up again.’
The next morning they hear a knock and both run for the door. The husband says to the wife in a whispered voice,
‘Honey, I’m going to hide behind the door and listen and if it is the same guy I want you to answer yes to the question because I want to see where the bastard is going with it.’
She nods yes to her husband and opens the door.
Sure enough the same fellow is standing there and asks the same question;
‘Do you have vagina’?
‘Yes, actually I have one,’ she says.
The man replies..
‘Good! Would you mind telling your husband to leave my wife’s alone and start using yours?’
#husband fainted#
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Hope is important because it can
make the present moment less difficult to bear.
If we believe that tomorrow will be better,
we can bear a hardship today.
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One day a woman got pregnant for 9 months
and gave birth to this idiot
who’s going to skip this post
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Nowadays
Father 👨 2000
Mother 👩2001
Child 👶 2018
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When she’s busy explaining how her last boyfriend played her i just act surprise😱as if am not gona do the same
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For it is written He who looks at a woman lustfully
has already committed adultery “..
Similarly as we enter this cold season…
He who looks at soap and water
lustfully has already bathed!
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The 5 Second Dance Of Your Thumb
When You Don’t Know How To Reply
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If you lost your R5000 tied with two rubber bands around shoprite area In Joburg CBD, inbox me now…..
let me direct you to where you will get you 2 rubber bands back.
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Women inbox Us First All The Time,
You Just Haven’t Experienced It Because You’re Ugly 🙆
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ZCC chicks are Hot
Jealous down
.
Until One of them burps in the taxi…
Then the taxi starts smelling like a Coffee shop
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Every Guy Has That Evil Friend
Who Force Him To Cheat
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