Some people will say Africa is not united, our countries went to the world cup together and came back together. So which unity is more than that???
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Some people will say Africa is not united, our countries went to the world cup together and came back together. So which unity is more than that???
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So u caught your boyfriend sleeping with
another girl because u denied him sex.and
you have guts to say he’s cheating?
My sister that’s very wicked an selfish!!
“If there’s no electricity use generators”
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At My Age , i Still Don’t Know How To Comfort A Crying Person
.. i Just End Up Laughing
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Love is sweet when u are in love
with the right person
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Everytime When I Think About Trusting
My Family I Remember They Once Let
Me Wear Formal Shoes With A Tracksuit..
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l had a Fight with my Roommate .. Now he’s Watching Tv “How to get away with Murder”
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Italian Relationship:
1st day= Sex
2nd day= Sex again.
French Relationship:
1st day = movies & kiss
2nd day = Sex
3rd day = Sex again
British Relationship:
1 day= hangout & kiss
2nd day = kiss & hug
3rd day= kissing, hug and smooching
4th day = sex and more sex
American Relationship:
1st day= Date
2nd day= Hug
3rd day= Hug again (warmly)
4th day= Kiss
5th day= Long kiss
6th day= Sex
African Relationship:
1st day= Toast
2nd day= Toast
3rd day= Toast again
4th day= Agree
5th day= Date
6th day= Date again
7th day= Date again with three of her hungry friends or cousins.
8th day= Date & Hug
9th day= Tried to peck but failed.
10th day = Peck
11th day= Tried to kiss but failed.
12th day= kiss
13th day= Long kiss
14th day= Tried to have sex but failed.
15th day= Tried to have sex but quarrelled
16th day= Didn’t talk to each other
17th day= Malice till the next day
18th day= The man called but the woman didn’t pick
19th day= The man called, the woman picked and asked: “what is it?”
The man apologize and the woman replied: “Leave me alone, am not that type of girl”
The man continued to beg till the next day.
20th day= The woman accepted the unwarranted apology
21st day= Hug
22nd day= Long hug
23rd day= Kiss
24th day= Long kiss
25th day= Tried to have sex but the woman complains that her phone is bad. Guy promises to buy her a new one.
26th day= Tried to have sex but the woman said until he buys the phone
27th day= Tried to have sex but the woman asked: “where is the phone? U are not serious, call me when you are serious”
28th day= Rape.
29th day= Police case.
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Have u heard about the man who threw his wife into a pond of crocodiles..
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He-s now being harassed by the animal rights for being cruel to the crocodiles.
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Some girls don’t attend gym but they look
physically fit because of running from one
man to another.
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Be with someone who’s consistent in their efforts towards you. Someone who still checks up on you even though they’re busy. Someone who doesn’t make you feel unimportant. Don’t be with someone who’s hot and cold or sending mixed signals because they’re only giving you attention when they’re bored or have nothing else to do.
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My ex she’s chungu
And am moses
To change these names into Chinese language
I can be mosechu.
And she can be chungmo.
Don’t get me wrong I love Chinese language……..
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December as you are going, go with the Alcohol Biko!! I can’t come & kill myself 🚴🚴 🏃
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Nothing is as painful as swallowing stolen
meat without chewing because you
thought someone was coming
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WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
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You Buy Her Some Expensive Shoes And
Then She Use Them To Walk To Her BF’s House
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A black goat went to pick an egg from a black pot
and the black pot stuck to its head
crowning him the black prince of thiefs
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